Zero Punctuation: Darksiders
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Please don't forget:uNeekS said:
At the secret service of queen Lizzy,
BJ's bosses found themselves in a tizzy,
They stand up and shout:
"BJ, sort this al out,
We'd do it ourselves but we're buisy"
Yo Yahtzee, you don't want no part of Bayonetta, man. You better back off now before it's too late. That *****'ll eat your soul with her hair. She has GUNS on her FEET. I know you like to be dominated but don't let the Tina Fey/Angela Aki glasses fool you, Bayonetta will ride your pansy ass raw.
This has been a public service message for SISSY LADS PWNED BY BAYONETTA.
This has been a public service message for SISSY LADS PWNED BY BAYONETTA.
Bloop glop de oob glub
It's not that I mind, but why "gelatinous creatures"? I only played the PC games, not the original tabletop, so I'm probably missing some kind of joke at the expense of the hardcore W40K fandom.
It's not that I mind, but why "gelatinous creatures"? I only played the PC games, not the original tabletop, so I'm probably missing some kind of joke at the expense of the hardcore W40K fandom.
Young man, please behave yourself before we're forced to call your parents!lagomorph said:
Indeed. I noticed that too. Too much of the Christmas spirit. I guess he needed to vent it out of his system.Radu889 said:
Still, I think this was one of his best reviews to date. I laughed more than I remember laughing with any other review.
Well done!!!
Then again, who am I to judge.
Hilarious, I also thought the "I am a monster truck who walks like a man!!" line was a great contender for quote of the decade.
What I have heard though is that this game doesn't try to claim it's not stolen from other games, but rather that "this is the Zelda game we always wanted to play, but that Nintendo were to f*ing 'no we must make all games cute with cheery voices!!' to make". The Zelda game mechanics have been mentioned in every review, article, preview or anything I've seen on this game, and I'll probably buy it once the PC version (which I have heard is coming out sometime in the future, probably before DNF) is selling for a reasonable price. Like 5? or something.
To me, this game seems really enjoyable. And this ZP episode was the funniest I've seen for a while.
What I have heard though is that this game doesn't try to claim it's not stolen from other games, but rather that "this is the Zelda game we always wanted to play, but that Nintendo were to f*ing 'no we must make all games cute with cheery voices!!' to make". The Zelda game mechanics have been mentioned in every review, article, preview or anything I've seen on this game, and I'll probably buy it once the PC version (which I have heard is coming out sometime in the future, probably before DNF) is selling for a reasonable price. Like 5? or something.
To me, this game seems really enjoyable. And this ZP episode was the funniest I've seen for a while.
I think the casual game market could benefit from using the gruff mountain of a man with no neck and heavy armour. Think of the possibilies.Noelveiga said:
I'd totally buy a Wii to play Wii Archetypical Badass One Man Army Warrior Dude Figure Skating Championship in Hell. Even Soccer and Golf games would be fun if all players were ridiculously huge and heavily armoured. Of course, that seems to be the one thing americans have figured out when it comes to sports.
huh, I only see a Zelda ripoff, a Devil May Cry (not quite) ripoff (same creator there), a God Of War ripoff and a Rygar ripoff. Anyone remember that God Of War is a Rygar ripoff?
I have not laughed that much in five minutes in way too long...but eh...does that comment about all the God of War clones mean he's not reviewing Bioshock 2? Naw...I'm just imagining things.
Heres the thing.
I've been waiting for God of War to be ported over to the Xbox,but thats apparently never going to happen.Its about time Xbox owners get something similar to GOW for their system.
As far as 'Dantes Inferno' goes its a bit soon to be writing it off because it borrows elements from GOW.To me it looks like a winner.Lets be patient and see.
I've been waiting for God of War to be ported over to the Xbox,but thats apparently never going to happen.Its about time Xbox owners get something similar to GOW for their system.
As far as 'Dantes Inferno' goes its a bit soon to be writing it off because it borrows elements from GOW.To me it looks like a winner.Lets be patient and see.
