Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

[NeonZombie]

Why are people getting put on probation for giving nice comments?

 

[Yoshi_egg80]

So whats he gonna do when the game actually comes out and surpasses all expectations??

Oh ye of to much faith *calls up social services*.

 

[thevegetarianzombie]

This one made me laugh like a moron, and I'm not even a Duke Nukem fan.

 

[CorvinBlack]

100% pure awsome. What more to say? You did it Yahtzee. I luaghed my ass off.

 

[JPMotion]

AAAAAAAAAHAHA. God. I LOVE Yahtzee. The only flaw in the otherwise flawless ZP was the disclaimer at the end!

 

[The Ultimate 2]

Dude, nobody said denial was a pretty thing. But still Its fine to dream sometimes before reality slaps you across the face and puts you back in your place. But still to anybody reading this let's try to cheer Yahtzee up by listing some real games he could review instead. Check out the topic " Games you would like Yahtzee to review" and chip in some ideas.

 

[Callate]

Bless you, Yahtzee, you mad, beautiful stallion of a game reviewer, you.

And, as usual, curse you for saying it better than I could and faster than I could and somehow still managing to be possible to understand while talking a mile a minute.

 

[Circusfreak]

is yahtzee talking faster than normal today? (probably cuz he is so exited)

 

[dstryfe]

I have no idea why people yell "First!" before watching the damned thing. There's gotta be three or four people who do crap like that every time and get suspended/banned. Sheesh.

Back on topic, that was...absolutely amazing. I didn't see that coming, but it's about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Brilliant satire sir. I tip my hat to you.

 

[ckam]

Didn't see that one coming.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I was seriously thinking "WHAT?!?!?! IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT!?!?!?!" And then common sense smacked me across the head and I realized he was making it all up....Hilarious

First!

....to get banned, sure

How does that get you banned? I'm a little confused on the rules.

 

[blipblop]

I don´t know if you can post links so im going to do it anyway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSnNYUbNdfg
this is the reason why the game never was finished, you have to take your time to get to level 70 lol

and yeh 12 YEARS FOR A F*CKING FPS!!!!????!!

 

[smithy1234]

Perhaps I'll go out and purchase this game due to the excellent review given by Yahtzee because he says that... HEY!.... Oh you clever lad you. Yahtzee fooled me yet again.

 

[Aeviv]

Wait, im confused! Did he like it?

 

[ucciolord1]

This was the funniest review I have ever seen.
Yahtzee....is.....GOD
EDIT: And I like to suck up to people

 

[randommaster]

I love how his videos are almost as funny when watched without sound in class. I wonder what was up witht the dolpin race with hitler? Can't wait untill lunch to find out!!! This looks like it might be as good as the halo one.

So people other than me do this as well.

When I saw ZPNF, I immediately thought "this should be awesome."

 

[lwm3398]

i just wanna say, i would love yahtzee to review ratchet & clank going commando. just a thought.

anyways,this game is HORRIBLE. yahtzee is way off. the only good part is when you ride a pterodactyl to another planet breathing off of master chiefs air helmet,which you got in the same boss fight that ballimuzz mentioned. bad game. they should have stopped the project.

 

[mGoLos]

Well I thought it was pretty clever ...

 

[Go on]

When i saw the title I almost fainted then i realized it was a joke and laughed my ass of