Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

[blipblop]

I don´t know if you can post links so im going to do it anyway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSnNYUbNdfg
this is the reason why the game never was finished, you have to take your time to get to level 70 lol

and yeh 12 YEARS FOR A F*CKING FPS!!!!????!!

 

[smithy1234]

Perhaps I'll go out and purchase this game due to the excellent review given by Yahtzee because he says that... HEY!.... Oh you clever lad you. Yahtzee fooled me yet again.

 

[Aeviv]

Wait, im confused! Did he like it?

 

[ucciolord1]

This was the funniest review I have ever seen.
Yahtzee....is.....GOD
EDIT: And I like to suck up to people

 

[randommaster]

I love how his videos are almost as funny when watched without sound in class. I wonder what was up witht the dolpin race with hitler? Can't wait untill lunch to find out!!! This looks like it might be as good as the halo one.

So people other than me do this as well.

When I saw ZPNF, I immediately thought "this should be awesome."

 

[lwm3398]

i just wanna say, i would love yahtzee to review ratchet & clank going commando. just a thought.

anyways,this game is HORRIBLE. yahtzee is way off. the only good part is when you ride a pterodactyl to another planet breathing off of master chiefs air helmet,which you got in the same boss fight that ballimuzz mentioned. bad game. they should have stopped the project.

 

[mGoLos]

Well I thought it was pretty clever ...

 

[Go on]

When i saw the title I almost fainted then i realized it was a joke and laughed my ass of

 

[Andaxay]

Awesome. Simply awesome. I loved the undercurrent of complete and utter sarcasm throughout, despite the "OMFG DIS IS AWESUM" theme.

 

[Meatwad555]

I've never played the duke. But this makes me want to. I should rent one this weekend.

Nice.

 

[Miniges]

Leave it to good ole' mister yahtzee to put out an original review. At least he isn't a hypocrite and does somthing new.

 

[Worr Monger]

Fucking Brilliant.

Duke Nukem Forever will be nothing but a massive disappointment after all these years anyway, people do need to just let it go.

Those who didn't get the joke the moment you saw the title are retarded.

 

[Lucas Auraelius]

3:00-3:15 - Most likely the fastest Yahtzee has ever talked.

*Stunned applause*

 

[Ashbax]

Hahaha.
I see what he did there.
He reviewed it.
And its not even out.
Nice....
XD

Damnit! I was hoping it was out and I hadnt noticed. But I knew it couldnt be true becuase than all the worlds diseases would be cured, my life would be complete and the sun would shine all day every day. And life would be happy. Sadly, there was a Dick move 3d realms pulled where they are only releasing it for PSP and DS just so they would have SOMETHING...so it aint gonna be epic

 

[Blitzkrieg8]

when did Yahtzee obtain the power to review not existent games

 

[robinkom]

I was honestly thrown off at the title... and even to the very end, I thought the jokes were just of his usual brand (i.e. talking about moving Duke with the shoulder buttons and what not). And my gullible ass still went to try and search up a real review for the game, thinking it actually came out in the last week or so when I wasn't paying attention (fed by the earliest rumors that 3D Realms closing was a publicity stunt). Epic fail on my part. @_@

Anyways, hilarious "review." Maybe he could do a retro review of Sonic Xtreme for SEGA Saturn (harr harr).

 

[BearMcCaughan]

All of the that shit is believable too hehe..

 

[Nargleblarg]

Good Review but it just feels a bit lazy because so many games have come out in the past month or so. But who am I to complain it entertained me anyway.

On a similar note I wonder how many people per week are suspened on these threads...kinda makes you wonder.

 

[Artorius]

Quote From Wikipedia-
On May 27th, 2009, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw replaced his usual weekly video game review segment "Zero Punctuation" on the Escapist Magazine website with a fake review parodying the game's fictional release and hailing it as "worth every minute" of the twelve year production cycle.
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lool good work xP...

 

[maximara]

Being a Mac user I am so out of the game announcement loop at times that is not funny and so I though the impossible had happened. Needless to say I knew before the first minute was out Yahtzee was making fun of everybody's favorite example of game vaporware.

I will say he is right about who would care at this point. Given what has been done with the open source FPS Open Arena with mods I also have to agree with the issue of why had it taken so bloody long to produce a big pail of nothing (again).