Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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How should I put it... The idea itself is clever, but sometimes clever ideas just aren't as good when actually attempted.
I have no real insight into what 3DR have been up to during office hours, but even if they've been working hard all along they haven't worked smart. People get fired for less than that.
I wish stupidity was grounds for probation 'round here though...
I have no real insight into what 3DR have been up to during office hours, but even if they've been working hard all along they haven't worked smart. People get fired for less than that.
I wish stupidity was grounds for probation 'round here though...
Quite so! Have 3D realms even developed ANY truly 3D games? At all? Not produced, of course, but make themselves, heh...?yourbeliefs said:
If anything, Yahtzee's in theory review now makes me wonder why we can't have games that start as FPS' and end up with cooking mama sections for baking for the alien wedding....
Everyone else may like it, but I'm here to play the devil's advocate.
Yahtzee, usually your reviews are witty and quite funny and actually mean something as to whether I should consider buying the game or not. But wasting 3 and a half minutes and a week's worth of review on a game everyone knows will never come out is a lot more lazy than anything 3DRealms did. Shame on you, Yahtzee.
But I still did like the howler monkey reference.
Yahtzee, usually your reviews are witty and quite funny and actually mean something as to whether I should consider buying the game or not. But wasting 3 and a half minutes and a week's worth of review on a game everyone knows will never come out is a lot more lazy than anything 3DRealms did. Shame on you, Yahtzee.
But I still did like the howler monkey reference.
the only game where the "Making of" dvd lasts longer than the play time itself....
ahhh humour is good
ahhh humour is good
I knew I was in for a good show when I saw the title, but I expected him to openly lash it not review a fictional version XD Fantastic! The epic rant at the end was awesome. I too agree that it is not "targic"
That makes two of us.Chaosut said:I don't normally wait for a review, but i was staying up anyways, thank god for sleeping in
Are you calling DNF a horrible, horrible game that would've been forgotten so fast it would spin over Gamestop few times before landing in a trashcan and it should never, ever consume 12 million dollars on God only knows what?iJosh said:
...where was I going with that? I dunno. Point is... I don't know. Let me edit it later.
OH WAIT NO!
How come they are suing for only 20 million dollars? It's still barely more (when you think about it and how much more was a $ worth 10 years ago) than 3D wasted.