Zero Punctuation: Duke Nukem Forever

[outcast_within]

shame on me i had to check this thread to confirm this game wasn't out yet
Wish it was though fps/cooking momma = Whoa

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

wait, i thought DNF was canceled and there was no game at all?

they just shelved it becuase they can't finish it

 

[Osalot_TH]

I want to play the game Yahtzee was describing. It sounds much better, and I can't wait to get started on those achievements. Where's that bucket?

 

[New Troll]

I'm not one to comment in ZP threads, but I have to say this video was pretty good. And a good idea. Would have been epic if done April 1st though.

 

[Wargamer]

So, what system is it out for? I've been saving for ages.

The PS360 - a machine that can only run Duke Nukem Forever. No other machine can handle that much awesome.

It also has a MagentaRay disk reader, connects to other people's Wireless networks without asking, steals their credit card details and downloads obscene amounts of porn.

The DLC will project this porn during gameplay for maximum enjoyment.

One problem: The Green Ring of Death, though rare, not only destroys the machine but every mad-made structure in a six block radius.

 

[sgtshock]

Great review, but I have to disagree about one thing. The cancellation of Duke Nukem Forever was tragic. No, not because it might have been amazing, or actually come out, but becasue PC gaming officially lost its longest running joke. No longer will there be jokes of "at least its not taking as long as DNF," for the quintessential vaporware has at last died.

Also, the amount of people who say they thought this was a real review makes me worry for the human race.

 

[Zero-Vash]

I have to say I don't agree with Yahtzee here. It wasn't that good of a game. 8/10 at best.

 

[hopeneverdies]

It's hard to believe Yahtzee did a filler episode thingy. No the funniest moments of 08 does not count because it really wasn't his idea.

 

[AndresCL]

Funny thing is how Yahtzee can make a review a game that will never be released and still be... fun

 

[NeonZombie]

Why are people getting put on probation for giving nice comments?

 

[Yoshi_egg80]

So whats he gonna do when the game actually comes out and surpasses all expectations??

Oh ye of to much faith *calls up social services*.

 

[thevegetarianzombie]

This one made me laugh like a moron, and I'm not even a Duke Nukem fan.

 

[CorvinBlack]

100% pure awsome. What more to say? You did it Yahtzee. I luaghed my ass off.

 

[JPMotion]

AAAAAAAAAHAHA. God. I LOVE Yahtzee. The only flaw in the otherwise flawless ZP was the disclaimer at the end!

 

[The Ultimate 2]

Dude, nobody said denial was a pretty thing. But still Its fine to dream sometimes before reality slaps you across the face and puts you back in your place. But still to anybody reading this let's try to cheer Yahtzee up by listing some real games he could review instead. Check out the topic " Games you would like Yahtzee to review" and chip in some ideas.

 

[Callate]

Bless you, Yahtzee, you mad, beautiful stallion of a game reviewer, you.

And, as usual, curse you for saying it better than I could and faster than I could and somehow still managing to be possible to understand while talking a mile a minute.

 

[Circusfreak]

is yahtzee talking faster than normal today? (probably cuz he is so exited)

 

[dstryfe]

I have no idea why people yell "First!" before watching the damned thing. There's gotta be three or four people who do crap like that every time and get suspended/banned. Sheesh.

Back on topic, that was...absolutely amazing. I didn't see that coming, but it's about the funniest thing I've ever seen. Brilliant satire sir. I tip my hat to you.

 

[ckam]

Didn't see that one coming.

 

[Macgyvercas]

I was seriously thinking "WHAT?!?!?! IT ACTUALLY CAME OUT!?!?!?!" And then common sense smacked me across the head and I realized he was making it all up....Hilarious

First!

....to get banned, sure

How does that get you banned? I'm a little confused on the rules.