Holy cow. Yahtzee has really sold me on this game, and as soon as I'm done typing this I'm going to run out and buy it. Sure, a decade plus is a long time to wait for a game, and I'll admit I was one of the many making fun of 3D Realms for what I thought would be a forever-unfinished effort. But thanks to the countless hours that these lazy underachievers hard-working developers spent picking each others' noses fine-tuning every last aspect of the game, we games can finally point and laugh experience this epic game and say "I told you so!" "At last we are with Duke once more!" We should hate thank 3D Realms for wasting so many development dollars sticking through all the flak and having nothing to show for it giving us gamers more than we truly deserve.
I for one hope the devs get to burn in Hell enjoy the well-earned fruits of their labor for bringing us this crowning achievement in vaporware incredible interactive experience.
...oh, God. I think my sarcasm gland just burst.