Zero Punctuation: Fable 2
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No, I'm dead serious. I was laughing my ass off through the entire end of that mini-quest.nightowlc said:
My brother played this whole game through in about a week, and while watching him kill his 5th wife just for laughs was good for a giggle, I found the ending to be completely STUPID! You can be the most evil of evil, killing towns for breakfast and then when it comes to the magical all powerful wish granting time, the most evil option available is....wish for money. Seriously - what the hell - at least in the first one u got to kill your sister and run around with a big ass sword. Pretty poor if you ask me.
After the HUGE disappointment that was Fable TLC and after seeing that Fable II looks & plays a lot like Fable TLC I thing I will just stay awayfrom this game until it's for sale for $5 somewhere
By the way... you can't kill kids in Fallout 3 either...
By the way... you can't kill kids in Fallout 3 either...
Isn't Fable 2 really more like Fable 1.5? All the crap the first one was supposed to do and a dog too. Yahtzee never fails to nearly make me piss myself every week. A seriously funny dude.
"So the whole RPG aspect of this action rpg is a bit of a mess the combat is easily broken and even if you try and challenge yourself, say playing without magic while someone sucks you off..The lack of penantly for death and the shortness of the story quest means you can plow through it to the end credits before you even come."
So...its like Bioshock? *hides*
So...its like Bioshock? *hides*
No...but you can dail up the console click on them type in kill hit enter and they die which is good enough...and mods will be coming around to fix that issue so.. meh unlike 90% of games that are broken out of the box and left unfix by the devs because they have cocaine habits to spend on...er..wait not the devs as much..the publishers more so...entropy3ko said:
Even if FO3 is almost as unfinished at BS was/is at between the devs actually trying to fix things on it and modding for it its going to be a awesome game. BS just gets a preqaule but no more patches no more fixes no more balance work I regret spending a dime on it.... I do so much like FO3 but good god sicrom and some drm codecs the game installed has fcked over my system...
"Oh look hes a little doggy, mash up his face and call him chips" haha classic. Thought the game wasn't bad, nothing special but completed it in about a day and had a few side quests, it all gets a bit simple once you own all the cities, I found myself getting married to the whores just for a laugh and grinding the arena for exp.
Good game but nothing overly special!
Good game but nothing overly special!
Yahtzee Yahtzee Yahtzee.
You legend.
I have to say that i've been waiting for a Fable 2 review for 2 odd weeks and you never disappoint me.
Everything you said in that entire review is everything that was going through my head while playing Fable 2.
It's as if i brought Fable 2 but Fable 1 was in the case :S
Other things to add on top of what you said;
The hell load of glitches! I still can't complete 3 quests as my wife has disappeared, probably cheating on me, this other NPC has disappeared and my dog covers something i need to pick up and won't move -.-
The lip syncing in the game is absolutely terrible, even worse than Sonic the fucking Hedgehog!
Online play : The henchman thing is bloody terrible. Why would i want my friend to come to my unique world that is no unique. We go to find some dungeons and they're non-existent or i've already cleared them -.-
Well they were just a few things
Thanks for finally bursting the whole Fable 2 bubble
You legend.
I have to say that i've been waiting for a Fable 2 review for 2 odd weeks and you never disappoint me.
Everything you said in that entire review is everything that was going through my head while playing Fable 2.
It's as if i brought Fable 2 but Fable 1 was in the case :S
Other things to add on top of what you said;
The hell load of glitches! I still can't complete 3 quests as my wife has disappeared, probably cheating on me, this other NPC has disappeared and my dog covers something i need to pick up and won't move -.-
The lip syncing in the game is absolutely terrible, even worse than Sonic the fucking Hedgehog!
Online play : The henchman thing is bloody terrible. Why would i want my friend to come to my unique world that is no unique. We go to find some dungeons and they're non-existent or i've already cleared them -.-
Well they were just a few things
Thanks for finally bursting the whole Fable 2 bubble Hey, listen!
You never actually reviewed The Darkness, you just reviewed it's demo, which is about 12 hours shorter and lacking in anything that made the game good while magnifiying all it's flaws to about 10x how bad they were in the actual game.
You never actually reviewed The Darkness, you just reviewed it's demo, which is about 12 hours shorter and lacking in anything that made the game good while magnifiying all it's flaws to about 10x how bad they were in the actual game.
Did something someone say hurt you a little? Something about what you wrote, or how you wrote it, makes you feel a bit... insecure. Don't get me wrong I'm pretty sure I missed something in that.Muphin_Mann said:
I must say he pointed out the wrong things. How about the lots of game breaking glitches or annoyances? If people want child murdering this instant they should watch that Postal movie our beloved Uwe made (it's actually good). Child murdering in games can wait I don't have any need for it just this minute.
Murdering children is the biggest taboo ever, and if someone breaks that, I will tell him "good job".
Well I do not really wanto to kill the children in FO3 (I play the good guy) I just tried once to see what would happen, how much Karma I would lose and such. When I shot a kid in Canterbury Commons he ran away crying but did not die. It was quite funny. No Karma was lost.
FO3 was great, not without flaws but I like playing it still.
The end was a bit of a kick in the balls though...
Also I think they could have made a little more environments (Although the sameness of the wasteland does get you in the postapocaliptyc mood), enemies (there are only 4 types of supermutants and they all look the same... too bad) and songs (I love the songs on GNR, I am afan of the genre,I just wish they had a larger selection)
That is the main problem with FO3 I think... it leaves you wanting MORE. I hear Bethesda will publish exdpansion pack online (probably via Steam).
Anyway you are not the only one with bugs on FO3. Sometimes the game freezes on me, and I know a few more people who have the same problem. The problem is indeed in the codecs I think.
It's not too annoying though... there is the occasional bug here and there, but it can be corrected.
Bioshock is quite fun, but I am not a huge fan of linear FPS, although I like HL2.
FO3 was great, not without flaws but I like playing it still.
The end was a bit of a kick in the balls though...
Also I think they could have made a little more environments (Although the sameness of the wasteland does get you in the postapocaliptyc mood), enemies (there are only 4 types of supermutants and they all look the same... too bad) and songs (I love the songs on GNR, I am afan of the genre,I just wish they had a larger selection)
That is the main problem with FO3 I think... it leaves you wanting MORE. I hear Bethesda will publish exdpansion pack online (probably via Steam).
Anyway you are not the only one with bugs on FO3. Sometimes the game freezes on me, and I know a few more people who have the same problem. The problem is indeed in the codecs I think.
It's not too annoying though... there is the occasional bug here and there, but it can be corrected.
Bioshock is quite fun, but I am not a huge fan of linear FPS, although I like HL2.
If fable 2 is anything like fable then it's definitively inferior to Oblivion or Morrowind and Fallout 3.
After I finished Fable I unistalled it and buried the box not to see it again.
After I finished Fable I unistalled it and buried the box not to see it again.