Zero Punctuation: Final Fantasy XIII

[H-a-v-o-k]

"I'am an unbiased critic (shutupIam) LOL good stuff...I havent even sat down with the game yet let alone go 5 hours.

 

[ZomgSharkz]

I never really intended to get this game anyway, but the review was funny as always. The image of an ant pushing a brick across the desert was hilarious to me for whatever reason.

 

[Olikunmissile]

Yahtzee hated it? Gee who'd have seen that coming? /Sarcasm

I didn't really get any laughs out of this one, pity, I often look forward to ZP. Oh well there's always next week.

 

[JakeX]

Well theres bits i do agree with and bits i dont agree with.
And i hardly call it a fair review of playing 5 hours of it. (Yes he was busy and all that blah i know ¬¬)

I mean if they guy can play through Heavy Rain then he should pull up his big boy trousers and stop whining about the old days! Its modern day, things need to change and hey at least Square have tried!.........though they have lost their way when they merged with Enix.

 

[Chechosaurus]

I watched a flat mate play this game for like 5 minutes and I felt pretty much the same as Yahtzee did. Still, very good review; made me chuckle.

 

[stok3r]

Dude, I was wanting this but also expecting the outcome. Tho I was surprised that he only played it for 5 hours.

OKAY, SO. The chocobo in Sazh's afro. Can we all agree to start calling it "frocobo"? Yes?

Yes Hell Yes

 

[ZeroDotZero]

I laughed a lot. A lot.

A lot more than usual.

 

[lkevil]

I love it when Yahtzee completely destroys a game, which I being a PC gamer will never own or play. I'm impressed with 5 hours playtime I got bored with what ever one was on the DS in about 5mins.

 

[Darkefire]

Well done, Yahtzee. This is exactly why I couldn't stand Final Fantasy 7, I shouldn't have to play through a game for three or four hours before it gets good, it should start out good and get its tedious parts out in the middle when we're already committed.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I knew this was going to get some massive yahtzee criticism coming into it and the part about Hope was accurate as all get out.

 

[gamegod25]

You're right I didn't ask, because I don't care XD

Now get to work reviewing How to Train Your Dragon for the wii hahahahaha! *thunder and maniacal laughter*

 

[Novur]

"After five hours, the only thing that surprised me was how I managed that much without chewing off my own face!"

I was actually expecting another April Fools joke.

But who cares, right? It was entertaining, and that's the only reason anyone ever watches these. Not that that's a bad thing.

EDIT: Holy Fudgestickles. The video's only been up for 12 minutes, and there's already a second page?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Yeah, I thought Final Fantasy VI was the peak of the series too.

 

[Ashtaron]

Much better than the previous episode, I have to say, even though I only have the most vague idea of what the game is about due to being a proud member of PC master race.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

Great review as usual, you had me laughing before I actually began watching when I saw that you reviewed this game. Glad to hear the Mana bar is doing well.

 

[Armored Prayer]

Ha! That bit where Yahtzee is beating whats her name to death in the end credits made me laugh.

 

[ribonuge]

That was the best episode in a while. Definitely passing on FFXIII anyway.

 

[Orekoya]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who thinks of FF6 as the highlight of the series and has ridden down to the shit slide since.