Zero Punctuation: Guitar Hero III

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Xelblade

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GH3 isn't that difficult. I don't own a game in the series, and yet I 5 starred every song in the career mode on Expert. I like how the game progresses in a skill curve; if you can't beat a song, which happens a lot, then obviously you're not ready for the songs after it. With the exception of Lou on Expert, which was a *****. In fact, the only song on it I can't beat is The Devil Went Down to Georgia on Expert, which is sort of like the solo in Through the Fire and the Flames, just twice as difficult and twelve times longer.
 

Gothicgod66

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I didnt really expect you to review GH 3, mostly because most games you review are rather bad or get tedious right when the game actually picks up instead of just forcing 20 minutes of dialogue and text on you until your choking on it. The thing is, you are the most reasonable critics I've ever read/watched a review from. When you talked about the dificulty of the last venue on hard, I was reminded of the countless fails I had on the last venue and nearly threw my PS2 out the window. That isn't nescassarily a bad thing, considering how after trying Raining Blood over 20 times my fingers started to blister and my PS2 overheated and died. Winston was the best character besides the Grim Reaper. After I discovered he wasn't neatly tucked away as a hidden unlockable character like Ness and all those other characters we were happy to get rid of in SSMB. Unknown to most there was a protest group in my neighborhood of about 3 people requesting that the country rocker be made as a character to be downloaded on the 360. Now I'm gonna stop myself before I get into an imbossibly to stop rant on the tiny screw ups about GH III and just say that you are an excellent critic and if anyone says otherwise they can choke on their own spit.
 

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yahtzee i finally understand what you meant by wankers cramp
its painful XD it hurts my wrist to even move my arm, but goddam GH is fun :p (on easy and medium mode) hehe
 

Bane3123

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lol yeah the last venue is really hard, i beat it on hard by luck i just saved starpower for the solos and smashed buttons, but i am on expert now and i am currently working on rock band, green grass and high tides is impossible, but i got to 96% then failed......i know ill beat it some day but i dont think real guitar players actually press a million buttons over and over again
 

ZeroPunctuationFan

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unlike any other ones i like this one the most not because its funny not because people enjoy guitar hero but simply because it makes SENCE.
 

Qorn

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I'm not proud to say that i played every single one of the guitar hero games so far even rock the 80's, but i found them to be really fun in general. The problems i saw with the series were that every time the added a higher number to the guitar hero name they made it easier by however high the number may say and times it by 10. They overdid the third in the series because when they were trying their best to make the game shiny for the people with the newer consoles they forgot that wasn't what they game was supposed to be about. They could have cool backgrounds all they want, but if they really want to piss people off with such annoyance then why not just poke them on the shoulder until they're on the brink of maiming you and then going after the next person. I found that making hammer-ons and pull-offs easier doesn't give them the right to make a billion extra unnecessary notes to show that they're easier.
 

FarcusMenix

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hey yahtzee, i found you your fucking freak: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IF0G-oKcvs&feature=related
 

powerrangerplastic

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You?ve seriously got something rolling around in your head if you think that slash is actually a rock legend.

If you can count bashing your fingers on some guitar strings musical genius, then i guess i can be inducted into the hockey hall of fame for throwing a puck at a net and getting it in.
 

internutt

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I still love this game, I haven't made the move to any of the later titles yet. A great review.
 

UkibyTheMaid

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I love Clive too and I LOVE the fact that they took away the only character related to classic rock from the only game in the series that actually deals with it
 

daxterx2005

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I was really hoping this Genera of games would like lose its momentum and fall flat on its face.
Its DDR for drop outs....and I'm pretty sure DDR is fro drop outs to start off >.>
So, now we have Guitar hero, Rock band, and now....DJ Hero X_x

What's next Banjo Hero? Kazoo Hero? Heck...I'm surprised Harmonix and Nintendo havent joined forces and released a Ocarina controller and made "Ocarina hero" V___V"
 

Neferius

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We believe you Yahtzee... we believe you man. Just stop being so awkward about it =P
 

hype23

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fundude365 said:
Abbadiel said:
fundude365 said:
Tom Morello is more of a legend of rock than anyone posting on this thread will ever be... especially Yahtzee!

He just said Slash was more of a legend of rock than Tom Morello, which is the case, since Slash was with Guns n' Roses.
Nope... he said if "Tom Morello was a Legend of Rock then a Grilled Cheese Sandwich was Haut Cuisine". Everyone I've ever met, or am ever likely to meet, has at least some experience of Rage Against the Machine if only for 'Guerilla Radio' found on the Soundtrack for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 and I think many of us can agree that it was the best song present there. In my opinion his 'Jam' song was the wrong option... 'Know Your Enemy' is a far more interesting experience than 'Bulls on Parade' for the guitarist.
Concerning T.H.P.S. 2 , I think I liked PAPA ROACH - Blood brothers better. But, nonetheless, both of them songs were the top 2 that I liked from the soundtrack. And let's not forget THe MATRIX's wake up ,also from R.A.T.M.