Zero Punctuation: Holiday 2010

[darmey]

Instead of watching clips clumsily edited together, I spent 5 minutes in silence contemplating whether Yahtzee's videos have simply dropped in quality or if the novelty of them is starting to wear off, and either way lamenting how I'm not as big a fan of a single source of free entertainment as I used to be.

Then I wondered what it would take for all his internet fans to unexpectedly and violently turn on him, like they did with MySpace.

Then I wondered what the hell I was doing and scoffed a couple of Quality Streets.

 

[Distorted Stu]

I was hoping to hear the Sims 3's chocolate cunnalingus machine quote =[

Also, if your back in the UK... MEET UP WITH REBECCA MAYES!

 

[Geekeric]

Okay, here's my analogy:

Saying Zero Punctuation is the best thing on Escapist is like saying sex is the best part of life or that orgasms are the best part of sex. It's all pretty bloody obvious, isn't it?

 

[Xman490]

After seeing the ending, I remember why I don't read books: they're more boring than video games, and MUCH more boring than watching Zero Punctuation.

 

[0986875533423]

Okay, here's my analogy:

Saying Zero Punctuation is the best thing on Escapist is like saying sex is the best part of life or that orgasms are the best part of sex. It's all pretty bloody obvious, isn't it?

*Drinks to that*

 

[NoCure]

And it sounds like this "blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

 

[monolith18]

Boy I sure do appreciate that yahtzee guy

 

[DarkhoIlow]

Picked up the funny quips and I salute you for that.Especially like the "War" ones with "I AM A MONSTER TRUCK THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN!",freaking hilarious.

Anyway,Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you Mr.Croshaw and to everyone else on Escapist!

 

[Casual Shinji]

It's been a dry month anyway...

This would make for a fun little quiz though: What ZP snark belongs with which game?

 

[Stylish_Robot]

Only one I think is missing is Just Cause 2's "why? beats the fuck out of me!". And wasn't that one about "pink shirt? oh no, shit's getting real!" this year too?

 

[Slaingod]

Merry Christmas all!! Also have a happy New Year! May you all drink yourselves stupid. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeee

 

[ReaperzXIII]

How dare you Yahtzee trying to have a week off? Your job includes playing video games! I bet I can guess what you're doing right now! If I had your job I would never take a day off and everyday I would be doing overtime, hell screw paying me just give me another game, food and a place to sleep!

Edit: Its like asking for a day off when your job is pleasing the vaginas of the supermodels we send you!

Hmm...so thats what it feels like to rant like Yahtzee...oops wait forgot the vagina joke, done!

/sarcasm

I will admit Im a bit disappointed he didn't get to review Fable 3 before the new year

 

[mjc0961]

Best clip show intro ever. I was honestly expecting that it would be just 5 minutes of watching that screen with no audio though, which would have also been funny.

 

[herpaderpa]

Disappointing.

 

[Disgruntledgrrl]

Crap, some of those I don't remember - now I gotta go rewatch the whole year.

Yay! A Zero Punctuation Marathon while on cold medicine!!

 

[Naheal]

I did not know he had the week off. So it was unexpected, but in a good way I suppose. I found it mildly amusing. Was really kinda looking forward to a review because I haven't heard of...well, anything coming out lately.

You should watch last year's episode. He almost literally told us to fuck off because he was on holiday. Then reminded us that its was summer in one last middle finger to his norther hemisphere fans.

 

[unwesen]

Next time you promise^Wthreaten to treat us to a five minute silence, be a man and do it.

 

[Weslebear]

I utterly prepared for a full 5 minutes of bathing in your glory, I wouldn't put it past Yahtzee at all.

Some great clips I had forgotten, nice way to sum up the year, should be done more often.

 

[GeorgW]

how do you all buggers post comments this fast.
still its better then last year.

They wait for the video to be posted, refreshing every second. And why shouldn't they??

I would have liked to just sit here and appreciate Yahtzee. He deserves it!

 

[duchaked]

haha almost had me at the beginning. I was like "oh...okay well I'll just sit here and wait" lol
but good way to end the year. I've been periodically using that poem on my friends throughout the summer and onward this year