Zero Punctuation: Holiday 2010

[GeorgW]

Only one I think is missing is Just Cause 2's "why? beats the fuck out of me!". And wasn't that one about "pink shirt? oh no, shit's getting real!" this year too?

Don't you mean "Fucked if I know!"? That one is one of my favourites, also, shurikens and lightning and pants on head retarded.

 

[xdiesp]

I want my money back! lol jk

 

[War-hamster]

I will admit Im a bit disappointed he didn't get to review Fable 3 before the new year

He "reviewed" it on twitter: "You want a review, here it is: Fable's never been good and 3 doesn't change anything."

 

[Hack Diesel]

Only one I think is missing is Just Cause 2's "why? beats the fuck out of me!". And wasn't that one about "pink shirt? oh no, shit's getting real!" this year too?

This is kinda like the one I was praying he included too. Pretty sure there's one from the Dante's Inferno video and goes something like "'So what's the point of having two separate experience levels?' you ask. 'Well it's like my right hand on a Sunday night.' I say. 'Why is that?' you ask. 'It beats the fuck out of me!! XD'"

 

[romxxii]

Dead to Rights: Remake got in? Good to know you liked that bit too, Yahtzee.

 

[Notthatbright]

HAHAHAHA the begining killed me i actually thought he would be quiet for the whole video xD

I knew he wouldn't do it because 1.Russ Pits would be mad at him, but mostly 2. Yahtzee loves the sound of his own voice and couldn't keep quiet for 5 minutes without going completely mad.

 

[eyedonutkair]

With the millions of fans that you have, i'm 100% sure you've heard this more than enough times to not really care, but I'm gonna say it anyway.
Thank you, Yahtzee, for everything you do for us. It is much appreciated that you even give us these awesome highlights to check out during your holiday time off. I hope you have a 'stonking great' holiday!

 

[EHKOS]

I did not know he had the week off. So it was unexpected, but in a good way I suppose. I found it mildly amusing. Was really kinda looking forward to a review because I haven't heard of...well, anything coming out lately.

I was waiting for Fable III

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Am I the only one who LOVED the ending?

Listening to him read, along with the ticking clock and the snow falling in the background of the page, gave me a weird melancholy-yet-content vibe. Y'think there's any chance we can get him to read "The Raven" or maybe "The Fall of the House of Usher"?

Enjoy your holiday, Ben, you magnificently malcontent misanthrope!

 

[alexbaxthedarkside]

Yes , have a fantastic Holiday Yahtzee, You know we all Love you! ^_^

 

[ThatLankyBastard]

Enjoy your week Yahtzee, because after that it's back to the mines with you!!!

Great episode, although next time we should have a longer time to contemplate your awesomeness...
I was only halfway done...

HALFWAY DONE!!!

 

[Hyrist]

That last bit was weird. It made me appropriate more the fact that the show is called Zero Punctuation as opposed to Excessive Punctuation. His voice sounds entirely different when it's not in rant mode.

 

[Athinira]

Disappointed that more lines from the "Metroid other M" review didn't make it in. Was one of your best reviews this year. Best part was prob that you jabbed on the story for 3-4 minutes and then throw the punchline "The gameplay is infinitely stronger, in that it's merely bad" with the plant being thrown at the controller

Also, what about Red Steel 2 windfarm jerking?

 

[Quorothorn]

I too would not have particularly minded 5 minutes of silent contemplation. A clip show is nice, too, though.

Am I the only one who LOVED the ending?

Listening to him read, along with the ticking clock and the snow falling in the background of the page, gave me a weird melancholy-yet-content vibe. Y'think there's any chance we can get him to read "The Raven" or maybe "The Fall of the House of Usher"?

Enjoy your holiday, Ben, you magnificently malcontent misanthrope!

Agreed that having more poetry readings from Yahtzee would be quite wonderful.

 

[xMelior]

The first 4 minutes... genius

 

[MajoraPersona]

Best birthday present today. Thanks Yahtzee!

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

"Oh fine, here's some clips."

Can't wait for '11

 

[Supper Sam]

I was severely disappointed that the video just wasn't five minutes of little cartoon Yahtzee sitting there, occasionally changing position. That would have been hardcore.

 

[Soxafloppin]

I'm surprised at my memory.

I actually found myself finishing some of his sentences.

 

[0986875533423]

Anybody else notice that "escapistmagazine.com" is misspelt in the credit at the end?

No... Because it's not.

EDIT: Oh wait... Yes it is!

That's shocking.

(I looked at the wrong bit)

And now it has become surprisingly not... Fast editing by the escapist team?