Zero Punctuation: iPhone Games

[lordoftheLOL]

I was surprised by the lack of Robot Unicorn Attack

 

[Geekeric]

Another hilarious and brilliant review! Do you think Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw could spend some time with Lisa Foiles? She could use some pointers on how to be funny, witty, and intelligent and maybe all at the same time. After losing Doraleous, it's good Zero Punctuation is still around.

 

[Jikuu]

I appreciated the last line. Yes, I don't have an iPhone. The lack of weather's lovely on the red planet. Movie was fun. Thanks.

xD The hardest thing I found about Mars was not the oxygen problem but getting damn internet installed.

Oh, once you bribe a couple Martians and hijack a Rover, it's not too bad getting Internet. ^_~

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

To put it simply, I didn't breath. I just held my breath for a really long time.

 

[emeraldrafael]

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I'm allowed to be as picky as i want. anbd besides, it makes sense to my original post.

and are any of those 40+ hours game play, or epically involving?

 

[havass]

The weather's rather nice here on Mars. No fanboys polluting the air.

 

[ilspooner]

Wow. I'm on Mars and I never noticed.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip.

Well, this is an opinion, so i can have it be as weird as i want.

Anyway, I tend to stay away from law games. I never really got them or was good at them. but then again, my logic was never acceptable even though when asking my friend who is taking law as a major at Princeton said I would win in a court case in life.

So yeah... they cheat me

 

[nikkodasiko]

My HTC Nexus One Android phone is so good it produces oxygen for a whole colony... when it doesnt decide to get so hot it gives everyone in a 50m radius cancer...

 

[Ashcrexl]

i came here to the comments to whine about my lack of iphone and yahtzee's insinuation that i live on a red planet. but this has already been done. several times. many times. like, every 3 comments.

 

[crazypsyko666]

Of all the people to agree with me wholeheartedly, I never thought it would be Yahtzee. I usually agree with him, but I've never had the former until today.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

iPhone Games

This week, Zero Punctuations reviews some of the popular iPhone games at this time.

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Cat + Internet = Youtube ! that was very original hahaha!

 

[cairocat]

Droid: All of the perks of the iPhone with none of Steve Jobs' boner stuffed up your ass.

 

[SurrealSadi]

I'd like to bring attention to the horrifyingly entertaining game called Stair Dismount. The object is to push a vaguely humanoid figure down various stair configurations and break as many bones as possible. My bf had it on his phone and I played it for nearly an hour before he gently asked for his phone back ^_^ The game isn't very upright in the moral or ethical sense but after a while you start thinking about the angle of the falls and the possibilities of each staircase.

I've never heard of Doodle God. Is it related in any way to Pocket God?

 

[Blood Countess]

seriously, this is the best he could come up with this week? I mean I know it's a bit slow but there is other shit out there to review, fable 3 was mentioned or how about Civ 5.Come on, this was pretty bad

 

[Rouse]

I'm getting an iPhone on xmas. We'll see how the air down on earth is.
Good luck with the manabar iPhone game.

 

[BlackFrost55]

Not asking you to review them, but you should give the indie games on XBL a shot. There is a ton of crap, but there are some real gems in there.

 

[Chezza]

I would like a review dissing Fable 3 a bit since it had its flaws. Been waiting a while for it actually. Interesting how iphone apps go first... man I am so disappointed.

For a while I thought this was to appeal more to the real gamers.

 

[znix]

Breathing on Mars is easy. All it takes is determination and wishful thinking. You ought to try it one day, after you pry the iPhone from its comfy spot up your arse

Oh and don't get sensitive about the language. You taught me to think this way