Zero Punctuation: iPhone Games

[Jimtopia]

I don't usually post in Zero Punctuation threads, and apologies if someone beat me too it, but I seriously suggest (to Yahtzee and anyone reading this who owns an iPhone) checking out the iPhone game Oddy Smog's Misadventure, it's 99 cents (last I checked), and it's probably my most played game. It deserves more attention then it gets, and it'd be great to see Yahtzee review it.

 

[MajoraPersona]

There is now also Doodle Devil. You do the exact same thing, and some of the elements are the same, except now you're trying to create the seven (actually ten) sins. And I still love it.

Perhaps a tie-in game where things begin to appear as you create the elements would make the two more interesting.

 

[SelectivelyEvil13]

Angry birds is good fun, granted a bit frustrating at times like anything on a small screen of course (Because eye strain isn't bad enough, we'll piss you off at least once

I can safely say that I've been breathing because AT&T sucks in my area and I also hate iProducts based on their general layout. Pity that Android marketplace kind of sucks.

No Doodle God, but there is a game called Alchemy that is extremely addictive, although it desperately needs a list to work towards because you throw combinations into the wind to find things you think will add up.

 

[brankel]

well yahtzee since you asked my breathing on mars is going very well, you just have to hold your breath and not waste money on an iphone

 

[SyphonX]

Okay, so who's signed a contract for Apple advertising, the Escapist, Yahtzee, or both?

 

[Smooth Operator]

Wow, I'm amazed you like those Yahtzee, as they are nothing more then mediocre flash games.
The only good ones I seen sofar were Plants vs Zombies(but unless you have the newest iphone it's choppy) and that other one ... where you do some space battles.
Everything else is just flash game level, only you haveto pay to get them.

 

[Jennacide]

How I learned to breath on Mars:

I use a Droid. Suck it iPhone, you are inferior.

 

[SgtFlaman]

"Pet ***** Lizard" had me rolling for some odd reason.

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

I breathe on Mars with the help of a Blackberry. Before that it was a viewty, and before it was a humble nokia.

... I see nothing wrong with that.

Besides, I hate touch screen >: (

 

[Lem0nade Inlay]

I don't have an iPhone yet ;(

 

[MrJKapowey]

I'm not breathing on Mars and I still don't have an iPhone...

Still, a good review.

 

[Denamic]

I still have a ye olde cellphone.
One that's used for phone calls.
At least it has colours on its display.

 

[herio]

mars is very nice this time of year because i dont have an i phone i never saw the pont of one i what a pohne i have a ds for hand held gaming on the go why do i need an ipone

 

[akkuma420]

I really enjoy having a Iphone.
They are extremely entertaining and incredibly useful as well as helpful.
I used to be an Iphone hater, until the price was right and I picked one up(got it for 99 bucks with my cell phone upgrade and pay 67 a month for unlimited everything with my work discount).
It's a phone, its a handheld, its a computer and a GPS.
I was never really to crazy about the whole touchscreen craze going on with phones and was not excited about trying to use one with the Iphone.
To my surprise the heat sensitive touch screen was incredibly easy and fun to use.
It felt like I had perfected it in seconds.
The Iphone is a great phone if you can afford it, it can get incredibly expensive and I wouldn't blame you for giving it a pass on that account alone.
It's also great for being discreet with your gaming when the situation calls for it.

 

[Captain Bobbossa]

and i would buy that autobiography

 

[DraconianGamer]

Good lord this topic is full of anti-Apple fanboys. Can you people please get a life? I don't complain when Yahtzee reviews a game for the Wii (despite thinking it is the worst thing to ever be considered a "console"), so I don't see why all of you people need to be complaining about him reviewing iPhone games.









(This is coming from someone who's only two Apple products were a Classic 160GB I won, and an iPhone 3G that I bought cheap and sold within a week)