Zero Punctuation: iPhone Games

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emeraldrafael

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Fronzel said:
I'm allowed to be as picky as i want. anbd besides, it makes sense to my original post.

and are any of those 40+ hours game play, or epically involving?
 

emeraldrafael

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Fronzel said:
Well, this is an opinion, so i can have it be as weird as i want.

Anyway, I tend to stay away from law games. I never really got them or was good at them. but then again, my logic was never acceptable even though when asking my friend who is taking law as a major at Princeton said I would win in a court case in life.

So yeah... they cheat me
 

nikkodasiko

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My HTC Nexus One Android phone is so good it produces oxygen for a whole colony... when it doesnt decide to get so hot it gives everyone in a 50m radius cancer...
 

Ashcrexl

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i came here to the comments to whine about my lack of iphone and yahtzee's insinuation that i live on a red planet. but this has already been done. several times. many times. like, every 3 comments.
 

crazypsyko666

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Of all the people to agree with me wholeheartedly, I never thought it would be Yahtzee. I usually agree with him, but I've never had the former until today.
 

cairocat

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Droid: All of the perks of the iPhone with none of Steve Jobs' boner stuffed up your ass.
 

SurrealSadi

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I'd like to bring attention to the horrifyingly entertaining game called Stair Dismount. The object is to push a vaguely humanoid figure down various stair configurations and break as many bones as possible. My bf had it on his phone and I played it for nearly an hour before he gently asked for his phone back ^_^ The game isn't very upright in the moral or ethical sense but after a while you start thinking about the angle of the falls and the possibilities of each staircase.

I've never heard of Doodle God. Is it related in any way to Pocket God?
 

Blood Countess

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seriously, this is the best he could come up with this week? I mean I know it's a bit slow but there is other shit out there to review, fable 3 was mentioned or how about Civ 5.Come on, this was pretty bad
 

Rouse

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I'm getting an iPhone on xmas. We'll see how the air down on earth is.
Good luck with the manabar iPhone game. ;)
 

BlackFrost55

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Not asking you to review them, but you should give the indie games on XBL a shot. There is a ton of crap, but there are some real gems in there.
 

Chezza

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I would like a review dissing Fable 3 a bit since it had its flaws. Been waiting a while for it actually. Interesting how iphone apps go first... man I am so disappointed.

For a while I thought this was to appeal more to the real gamers.
 

znix

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Breathing on Mars is easy. All it takes is determination and wishful thinking. You ought to try it one day, after you pry the iPhone from its comfy spot up your arse :)

Oh and don't get sensitive about the language. You taught me to think this way :D
 

Jimtopia

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I don't usually post in Zero Punctuation threads, and apologies if someone beat me too it, but I seriously suggest (to Yahtzee and anyone reading this who owns an iPhone) checking out the iPhone game Oddy Smog's Misadventure, it's 99 cents (last I checked), and it's probably my most played game. It deserves more attention then it gets, and it'd be great to see Yahtzee review it.
 

MajoraPersona

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There is now also Doodle Devil. You do the exact same thing, and some of the elements are the same, except now you're trying to create the seven (actually ten) sins. And I still love it.

Perhaps a tie-in game where things begin to appear as you create the elements would make the two more interesting.
 

SelectivelyEvil13

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Angry birds is good fun, granted a bit frustrating at times like anything on a small screen of course (Because eye strain isn't bad enough, we'll piss you off at least once ;)

I can safely say that I've been breathing because AT&T sucks in my area and I also hate iProducts based on their general layout. Pity that Android marketplace kind of sucks. :(

No Doodle God, but there is a game called Alchemy that is extremely addictive, although it desperately needs a list to work towards because you throw combinations into the wind to find things you think will add up.
 

brankel

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well yahtzee since you asked my breathing on mars is going very well, you just have to hold your breath and not waste money on an iphone