Poor Medusa, always getting a bad rap. If you look at the actual story, her only offense was having the poor fortune to be raped by a God(Poseidon in this case) in the temple she was priestess to.
The stand is alright, but I certainly didn't need it for my first playthrough of the game's story. Even now, after I've tried it out, I barely ever use it, unless I'm already sitting at a table or something.getoffmycloud said:Well considering rather than fixing it they felt the need to design a peripheral that stops the 3ds from being a handheld it isn't really that trivial if Nintendo are going to continue being that stupid then I should be able to complain about itLordofthesuplex said:To complain about something that trivial shows how lazy, petty, ignorant and downright ungrateful today's gamers have become to me. Thanks for reminding me that, assclown.getoffmycloud said:Yeah cause its really good game design for people to have to change the control scheme because the default controls are shitMilky1985 said:Methinks he protests too much if he has to spend the first minute of the video saying "i'm not anti nintendo".
Also heres a suggestion , if people don't like the controls why not CHANGE THEM.
Its right there, in the options, if you bothered to look.
Oh thats right that would require reviewers to actually point out this fact rather than ignore it or read a manual.
So sorry to inform you, but Yahtzee also didn't like MGS or Ocarina of Time.Tiger Sora said:Why just yesterday I was playing SSBB and we decided to cycle through some people we never play and Kid was one I played. Actually a good one to use.
And now everything is ruined. Least I still have Snake and Zelda/Shiek to play as.
Ultimately I never did that because I'm used to these controls thanks to Metroid Prime Hunters.therandombear said:Start up game, options, controls, change aim style.
You can change the aim style to the ABXY buttons you know. Lying comfortably in my bed playing Uprising.
And this ladies and gentlemen is the type of person on the opposite side of the "Can't comprehend that Yatzhee tearing games apart is his job and should be taken with a grain of salt" spectrum, the "I'm angry because Yatzhee didn't like a game I like" side.Lordofthesuplex said:Yes! Yes you are! It took me barely a minute to adjust the controls to my liking, what's your fucking problem then?
And they are doing their job, what might be good controls to one person may be shit to someone else.
Seriously I'm fed up with twats like you that share Yahtzee's elitist mentality and I'm not going to be nice about it anymore since it's why we can't have nice things apparently. Come up with a more legit complaint or shut your fucking mouth.
Yes, it is rather baffling that so many reviewers had issues with the default control scheme. It's rather unfortunate that a number of them had the same reaction, but I suppose there's no accounting for coincidence. I've been in contact with people in forums and stuff who didn't have problems with the default scheme, so I suppose it's just very unfortunate that lots of the ones who have trouble with it were reviewers. I know that Reviews Are The Gospel, to steal a turn of phrase, but reviewers don't necessarily represent everyone. Again, though, different setups work for different people, so these reviewers are perfectly within their rights to change up the controls.NameIsRobertPaulson said:Hate to break it to you, but just about every reviewer thus far, even the one for Freaking Nintendo pointed out these are some of the worst controls. Just because YOU didn't have a problem doesn't mean thousands didn't.Enlong said:Well, forgive me if I've found little-to-no problem with these allegedly "shit" controls. Several dozen hours in, and the only problem I had was the way I was holding the system, and that went away when I figured out a much more comfortable way to hold it.TheKasp said:But nice things AREN'T SHIT DEFAULT CONTROLS!Lordofthesuplex said:snip.
Adjustable controls my ass. If they are too incompetent to make a good control scheme to begin with why should I bother to spend money on this game?
Yes. Shit controls = developers are lazy. So. Fucking. Simple. Making them adjustable is just another shit excuse to not put any thought and time into controls to begin with.Enlong said:snip
The customizable controls are there because if you ask 100 people which setup is the best, you'll get 100 different answers, and that's not even taking lefties into account.
That line in conjunction with the hilarious pictures of oddly proportioned people had me howling with laughter! I nearly fell off my chair.ChocoFace said:"spines like the last banana on the shelf"
Why, yes, i did laugh out loud. Verily.