Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

[Lullabye]

The big bang theory is often misinterperated. it wasn't an exploision so much as a rapid expansion of matter into our univers from another. Think bubbles being blown from bubbles.

Also on topic. BURN. SSB fans just got there ass' handed to them. oh wait, im a SSB fan..*sob*

So in that theory does that mean that there should be other universes besides ours? Or am I just getting confused now? Thanks for correcting me though, nobodies ever actually explained that to me before.

Ah I liked the first super smash bros, didnt like melee as much and haven't played brawl.

Yes there is more than one universe (according to this theory). A rip or tear occured in its space time fabric (i.e. a black hole) and another universe, ours, was created. I think it sounds plausible, but i doubt we'll ever really prove how our universe came to be. Our own creation is still in question.

I liked the first smash bros to0, in fact its my fav all time game. I've played melee and didnt like it either. Brawl is, well, not bad but its not the first one either. Its like they took the whole get-hit-farther-with-more-damage system and through it out a window. 1 hit from, say, Roy and you go flying no matter what.

 

[Nikajo]

Yes there is more than one universe (according to this theory). A rip or tear occured in its space time fabric (i.e. a black hole) and another universe, ours, was created. I think it sounds plausible, but i doubt we'll ever really prove how our universe came to be. Our own creation is still in question.

I liked the first smash bros to0, in fact its my fav all time game. I've played melee and didnt like it either. Brawl is, well, not bad but its not the first one either. Its like they took the whole get-hit-farther-with-more-damage system and through it out a window. 1 hit from, say, Roy and you go flying no matter what.

Yeh I don't think they'l ever be able to really prove it, not in our lifetime anyway.

It was one of my favourites too! used to spend hours playing that. Got pretty crazy when we turned the damage up to 200% and put the items on just bomb-ombs lol! Practically ended up in tears on the floor sometimes it was so funny. I miss old games!

 

[Lullabye]

Yes there is more than one universe (according to this theory). A rip or tear occured in its space time fabric (i.e. a black hole) and another universe, ours, was created. I think it sounds plausible, but i doubt we'll ever really prove how our universe came to be. Our own creation is still in question.

I liked the first smash bros to0, in fact its my fav all time game. I've played melee and didnt like it either. Brawl is, well, not bad but its not the first one either. Its like they took the whole get-hit-farther-with-more-damage system and through it out a window. 1 hit from, say, Roy and you go flying no matter what.

Yeh I don't think they'l ever be able to really prove it, not in our lifetime anyway.

It was one of my favourites too! used to spend hours playing that. Got pretty crazy when we turned the damage up to 200% and put the items on just bomb-ombs lol! Practically ended up in tears on the floor sometimes it was so funny. I miss old games!

Yeah old games are the best. N64 was great. Banjo Kazooie and diddy kong tracing were some of my favs as well. But recently ive been discovering old ps2 games, like shadow of the colossus and trapt. Most new games are just upgraded or new games remade. oh well. Heres to the 20$ bin at the local game store. *cheers*

 

[Eternal-Blood]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who likes correcting people's grammar. Granted on the PC my grammar is not always perfect due to the fact I type fairly quickly. Glad to see you gave the fanboys what was coming to them.

Hmm will admit my views on Brawl are pretty mixed but to but it simply Melee yes Brawl no. Though I did like the new characters put in it and the special moves you can do I think that the joy was taken out of it due to the fact of: One the use of the Wii remote (saying that I do now use Gamecube controllers when playing), and two the fact I found that half the time you can't even differentiate which character is yours from the computers or your friends. Maybe its just that I'm bad at the game (I will admit I'm no expert due to the fact I do not play on the Wii a lot of the time. However seeing as I am able to competently play Melee I believe that my 'suckiness' or whatever you call it is not due to the incompetance of my gameplay). Maybe I just find that the characters are either moving to fast or that the screen is zoomed so far out that you're unable to see. I have come to the point that when I lose recognition of my character I find myself starting to button bash and hopefully by some miracle win the game. (That is if I have been able to keep my character from running over the edge). I can't say I totally hate it as I dont even own the game so am not fully qualified to make solid judgements but from my expirience of it I did somehow not enjoy the game as much as its predecessor.

 

[Dale Cooper]

I'd like to see another mail bag showdown...

 

[UnwishedGunz]

Moar Mailbag Showdowns pl0x...*waits*...Fine w/e...

 

[kryptik102]

Hahahaha!
"White enough to afford all the consoles"
I love you

 

[Ruzzinator]

Hahaha. Nice review Yahtzee. Like you said those people are bothered by the small nagging voice in their head that the game isn't really that great.

 

[Colonel-Cuban]

I can 't beleive those dickweeds tried to complain about his review. while I disagree on his reviews a good amount of the time, they're still funny as hell.

 

[Advent Antigone]

Finally someone who knows how to tell the fanboys to shut the hell up.

 

[Nemorov]

This thread has gotten way out of hand... that said, I'm perpetuating it, now aren't I?

I personally thought this episode was funny. He's allowed to occasionally rip on something other than games, I suppose, and it IS related....

 

[Shadowdymond]

AWESOME! I luv my big, black doggy XD

 

[sakealex]

Yahtzee is the most unbiased reviewer in my opinion.He just gives his opinion about the game and i mostly agree with him.

 

[shotorn]

heheh, Number 4! haha x) I pissed myself

 

[Webbo90]

I thought I had watched all of Yahtzees reviews until I stumbles across this little gem. Way to shove the sweetcorn smothered excrement back in their faces!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I gotta say that has to be the best analogy for the current console generation of ever heard.

 

[TopBadge]

GO TEAM RETARD!!!

 

[gemgemchan]

favourite review so far, made me laugh so much!

 

[Casanova]

love it, love it, love it. do it again!!!!

 

[thatFuzzyThing]

Ah yes it's about time the brawl fanderps got spat on for being idiots. I've seen the game played (never played it myself because I don't see the fun in waving white dicks around and I just don't like the GameCube controller) and everytime I did, I would fall asleep at some point.

Fans like that just don't listen when it involves something they've wasted so much of their life on that they've become "THAT GUY" and would rather spit in the face of a critic (who's job it is to...you know...CRITICIZE) that would bad mouth it. If they wanted to hear something good about it they shouldn't have watched the SSBB review in the first place...excpecially knowing the kinds of reviews you do.