Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown

[Lupie]

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

 

[Lupie]

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

 

[crimped]

i don't know if you read this shit but WTG!

 

[DeLukas]

The World Ends With You hass almost been out a month but I still consider that new to be honest. Since when did I mention Final Fantasy? And I have no idea what Beat Mania is.

My point is, it's not "completely new." It's a mashup of games that have already been successful. Such games can be good, and can be fun, and can be inspired, but they aren't new.

Remeber when game reviewers reviwed games?

Yes, and that is why I'm hooked on Zero Punctuation, because it reminds me of those ages past.

 

[alphaxi]

Yahtzee is a necessary evil. I wish more game reviewers had the balls to point out that B.S. stinks. I swear when I saw everyone give GTA IV a perfect score I just rooolllled my eyes. Wish I could get on that gravy train, but since I'm not I didn't give it a perfect score.

Its called rounding, idiot. What do you want them to go 9.96738712873/10 just to make it clear that there are problems? If people only gace perfect scores to perfect games, it would remove that value completely.

I think what Indigo is getting at, though, is far too many 10s are given out in the first place. A game shouldn't be required to be perfect to get a 10, but an FPS with a boring single player campaign (Halo 3) should be considered enough of a fault to knock it down at least a point.

But then, that's just my opinion. I don't get too pissed off about game reviews because everyone's entitled to their opinions.

 

[Lupie]

But then, that's just my opinion. I don't get too pissed off about game reviews because everyone's entitled to their opinions.

And you, sir, are therefore a rare and precious creature. Thank you.

 

[MightyMouse]

You can't win with fanboys, Yahtzee. If you strike them down they will become more whiny than you can possibly imagine.

 

[alphaxi]

You can't win with fanboys, Yahtzee. If you strike them down they will become more whiny than you can possibly imagine.

lol, all too true. Then again, I think at this point we're just gonna be laughing at future whining simply out of imagining Yahtzee's response. It goes from annoying to amusing when they don't know when to give up.

 

[Nevada2444]

Nice one. I wonder if I should call David and have him spam Yahtzee's e-mail with requests to review Contra next time. That'd be win as far as I see it.

PP: Contra 4evar

 

[BasicMojo07]

Grr.

 

[RetardedlyGenius]

It is amazing how ONE review, good or bad; for ONE game, played or not, using ONE man's opinion can inspire an entire world...because this is international, to make total idiots out of themselves. Whether you're arguing for or against SSBB....who cares? Wasn't this whole thing for entertainment purposes? I give a bajillion kudos to Yahtzee for managing to give himself free press just by reviewing a game he didn't want to review in the first place and still coming out on top. Why? Because EVERY single person that said something terrible....every one of those people are gonna be back today. For the new installment. To see if he belittle's GTA. I love the game and if he hates...I'm still havin a good day.

Face,

Jason

 

[xeper]

Dunno about you but i get the kick out of any Yahtzee review/video NAMELY for the way he delivers his point of view, I see it more as a stand up comedy, and i don't think he should be criticized for anything, cause you watch it for free

 

[pulse2]

Told you it was GTA4 related, what did I say? Now off to look at the GTA4 comments ¬_¬

 

[Indiscrimi]

OK, that was seriously the best ZP you have done yet. I was pissing myself laughing the whole way through. Most notably, I liked the Gamespot reference but I would have to say my favourite bit was the number 4. The 360 joke hit particularly close to home seeing as mine bricked just last week.

FYI Spell-checker, 'favourite' is spelled with a 'u' and there is no 'z' in 'customise'

Err... there is in the British spelling of those words. Just FYI.

And by British spelling, you of course mean "any spelling that isn't American."

 

[Qelt]

ROFLOL!

This guy's a fuckin' genius!

 

[Andalusa]

ok, apart from Lupie and Indy_Gindy<<i know it's not your name!, this is almost as bad as the comments after SSBB. He critsised a game, people didn't like it and shouted at him. He, like any self-respecting brit would, shouted back. Everyone shut the hell up and get over yourselves!

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

To be honest, I think the only reason Yahzee bothered to give posters any attention concering SSBB is to delay the process a bit while he played GTA4 or something.

Which is downright lazy, but then again its not like we wouldn't have done something similar.

Remember, the boy's human, too. ...Probably.

Opinion is divided. I still have yet to receive evidence he's not a Dalek, the way he spouts hate.

I think you're onto something there, you know. If you take off the hat, there's this sort of hollow where the top of his head should be, and in there's sitting this jelly-like organism, operating the rest of his body like an Eva unit!!

THE WORLD MUST BE INFORMED.

EXTERMINATE NINTENDO! Yeah, I could see that.

I'm frankly astounded that no-one has thought of it before.

...Hurr hurr, ass-tounded. S'got "ass" in it. (...Disregard, cocks, etc.)

Longest chain quote EVER!

It is now.

now I have the record!

So Tempting.. ahh well here goes..

One longer.. Woo

THere has been longer.... Alot longer

Then we can make it longer.

Fear the power of the BANHAMMER

 

[merrickal]

It's really funny to have Yatzee grammatically correct the mail he got.
T'was actually really funny to have our god Yatzee critique this game despite being a brawl fan, good job!