Hmmm. While I'm all of the opinion that Brawl is shit design, Nintendo's fans have no reason to live, and that this was definitely coming to them, the question is, why don't we get this more often?
Sure, maybe making top notch reviews once a week takes more work than I thought, but you've been hired to do this sort of shit. The least you could so is send the fans a mail bag a bit more often than once every ridiculous game review (as in ridiculously awesome).
I love mailbags because it gives critics the chance to laugh at the viewers poor attempts at reason and grammar, and the smarter ones the chance to laugh with. (I mean hell, Firefox, Opera AND Safari come with a spell checker and you can't spell right)
Also, I loved all the (not really) subtle emphasis you put on things like "whatever console you like" (queue split second lifting of PC).
EDIT: Heh. "...or possibly a gamespot employee." Nice.