Zero Punctuation: Mercenaries 2

[gamer_award]

is just I was waiting 2 weks for a review of TFU

 

[Iron Mal]

I agreed with most of what was said (I always knew I was onto something when I said Mercs was a GTA clone) and it is relieving to know that I'm not the only one who wouldn't volintarily buy this game.

Keep up the good work.

 

[Madrak the Red]

Jesus I wated The Force Unleashed not this.

Did you join to post this? Hands up how many people joined to post for ZP. Hmmm?

Also, who the hell are you to tell him what to do? You don't watch a stand-up comedian and go, awww, I wished he ragged on the Japanese instead, you fussy pleb. Plus, if you wanted reviews, go to a serious magazine and/or website. These are comedy. It sounds as if he like no game. And therein lies the funny.

 

[AceDiamond]

While I liked the game I knew it was horribly flawed when they kept telling me I needed 4 times as many weapons as I actually did need to complete missions. Hilariously true, the best kind of truth.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Fantastic! Highlight of the week no doubt!

 

[Beefjerky]

One of your best reviews imo.

But I was waiting for a joke about Swedish people, guess I'll keep waiting.

 

[gamer_award]

ok sory. but I am a big star wars fan and a big zero punctuation fan and I wanted to see yahtze's opinion on TFU. hafter all, he is the best.

 

[Quicktrigger]

Great review as always Yahtzee. Now I know why I shouldn't buy Mercenaries 2!

 

[YYZed]

alright there were people besides me panting and clicking refresh over and over again >_>.

Great video.

 

[SanitysEclips3]

Great review, I really enjoyed the part about the hostage.

 

[gamer_award]

PS. 12/10 4 the review

 

[Arbitrary13]

No more embedded ads (except the shameless self-promotion T-shirt sale business, which I forgive)! Thank you, Escapist.

I preferred the tone of this review to several of the previous "I need to pad this out to 4 minutes" ones. Maintain this.

 

[gamer_award]

u r right. just a little upseat, but this review is on of the best.

 

[mGoLos]

That was almost as funny as the Bioshock review. I salute you.

 

[OmegaTalon]

The NPC helicopter section was godlike, unhelpful, but fucking funny

 

[Undead Dragon King]

Well done, Yatzee. You're returning to form! Funny from start to finish, especially the part about the broken AI. I'll just write off the last few weeks as just a temporary dip in the awesomeness that is ZP.

Hostages walking off of skyscrapers and soldiers falling to their deaths right off the helipad will ensure that I never play this game. I bet it all was funny to see though.

 

[Bellvedere]

is just I was waiting 2 weks for a review of TFU

Yahtzee doesn't like starwars or QTEs so it wouldn't suprise me if he doesn't review it at all, or maybe he will just to be cruel.

 

[gigastrike]

I really thought he was gonna use this one last week.

Anyway, Not the best review. The jokes about the AI are absolutely hilarious but that's about all it's got.

 

[LordCraigus]

I found this on very funny, especially the bits involving AI companions walking off of buildings and stuff.

I've also just discovered if you click the slider to random points in the movie you can make Yahtzee say some hilarious shit.

 

[SomeBritishDude]

Best 1 for awhile yahtzee, good job. I love it when you nit pick and this was a nit pick fest. Good job