Zero Punctuation: Mercenaries 2

[Eipok Kruden]

I've got it and I agree with Yahtzee. It has so many bugs, glitches, and bad design choices, but the fact that you can call a MOAB, Daisy Cutter, Fuel Air Bomb, Tactical Nuke (yes, you can call in nukes), and many other airstrikes really makes up for it. You give me a game where I can annihilate every single inch of some country with a friend and I'm happy. Great review as always (although I didn't like the EVE Review. It didn't seem like you spent enough time to go see anything interesting in it).

 

[xmido]

wats next megaman 9?

 

[Baby Tea]

Hilarious indeed!

ZP is the reason I started coming to this site, but I stay for the creamy, gooey, lemon flavored filling that is the forum.

Plus I also really like Unforgotten Realms, but that's neither here nor there.

Back on topic: Very funny. I couldn't stand the game myself (After loving the first one).

 

[ert3]

You know I just love the fact that the latest episode to lack all the buggering advertisements that length my wait to view your page I have to say this is one of your better reviews.

Now if you will excuse me I have my own review site where I must tear the shit out of some similarly broken games.

 

[Safe-Keeper]

"But he seemed to remember me now.."

Awesomeness. Thank you Yahtzee.

 

[Stabby Joe]

Good times.

Whats odd is while we all know this game is flawed, some of the bugs make the game more fun IE suicidal AI, better when its the enemy but of course it could have been as good as the first but instead is rushed.

 

[gamer_award]

ZP and UR ar the only reasons I come to this site 2

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

A better ZP than last week for sure. And rather funny it was too. go yahtzee.

 

[BlueInkAlchemist]

Very good review of another mediocre mindless self-indulgent boomfest.

Even better news is the disappearance of the annoying and unnecessary tack-on adverts after Yahtzee finishes running his mouth. This made me every bit as happy as the Half-Life 2 reference.

 

[VMerken]

*tugs at pipe, blows a few smoke puffs*

Mmm old chap, this review was all but QUNT.

 

[LazyAza]

Another rushed shitty game where the only positive thing to say is 'blowing up shit is fun'. Its a shame it gets boring really fast in mercs 2. If the game did have decent ai it probably wouldn't have been anywhere near as horrible, maybe. Guess the programmers were out back wanking off or something.

Funny review yahtzee. I hope for force unleashed next, oh just think of all the nerd jokes. hehehehe

 

[Meagen]

GLEE! Finally, they got rid of the stupid commercials before and after each episode! That made me so happy I almost forgot about the review itself. Some nifty visuals in here, especially "bold-facedly claim", half the designers not being in communication with the other half, and hijacking vehicles "with quick-time events".

 

[Ryuuken]

This game seems more of a better stress reliever rather than a game.

 

[Nitro 288]

Finally, one that is entertaining and informative. Thanks you. While i never planned to buy Mercenaries 2, this review itself was really hilarious, though I'm not sure if it was an improvement on your part, or the terrible designs in the game itself.

Also, I feel like playing Rampage now.

 

[Albert Wesker]

Another epic video.

 

[Seamus8]

rofl

I am so buying this game now. I'm an old rampage fan.

 

[Kwedeth]

I think i figured out why Yahtee hasn't reviewed SW:TFU. He must have enjoyed it and he can't think of any funny big problems with the game.

LOL! Yes, that must be it!

Wow, I can't believe the lack of video ads this time around. Impressive!

 

[Adrasta]

I think i figured out why Yahtee hasn't reviewed SW:TFU. He must have enjoyed it and he can't think of any funny big problems with the game. Also this review was awesome.

LOL, yeah, that is a likely scenario.
Especially since TFU is just one funny big problem.

So yeah, I hope for Yahtzee to review it, too, and gives it the beating it deserves. Given his (well-deserved) hate for the crap that Lucasarts is spitting out, I think I can hope for a fun ride if he decides to do so.

But one way or the other, I don't care that much. I always have a great time watching these videos, even if I never heard of the game before, it's always hilarious.

 

[Longcat]

Damn Yahtzee, I wanted you to review WAR this week, with the Escaptist teasing me about it everywhere it's kinda fucked up you didn't review it. :/

 

[sky14kemea]

I'd miss you if you were gone too yahtzee XD
that video was fantastic! so worth the wait
cant wait for next weeks video