Zero Punctuation: Mercenaries 2

[Khanco]

This one made me laugh.

What is it witn hijakced vehicles in games, seriously? You steal an enemy vehicle and somehow everyone knows it's you. It would at least be more believable if enemies stopped shooting at you and allies started freindly firing.

 

[PAGEToap44]

Bloody brilliant, as always.

 

[HeyZeus_Ezekiel_Jesus]

I guess it's a good thing tha Yahtzee didn't review the PC version.

 

[TaboriHK]

I can't believe that for once you were actually nicer to a game than I was. Review hilarious and every point you brought up I ran into a minimum of ten times before finally permanently loaning this game to an unlucky friend.

 

[Aptspire]

I expected SH5, but Konami, being douchewankers, moved it tomorrow
conclusion: Yahtzee is more influential than a game company!
jk, I liked this review too ^-^

 

[Shirahime]

"Dick Pavlova."


That's made my day! XD

 

[ChaosStep]

I think i figured out why Yahtee hasn't reviewed SW:TFU. He must have enjoyed it and he can't think of any funny big problems with the game. Also this review was awesome.

Force has a catalogue of problems, but no one wants to bring them up in fear of lucas arts releasing another, and another, and another with better effects instead of a simple patch.


Anyway, onto mercs2

I bought this on its release because i enjoyed the first and XBL didn't release a demo until a month after it came out because 'thats how they roll' and over all, its not that bad, it delivers what it promised, big ass explosions.

Story?
Game Mechanics?
Pfft, got other games for that... excuse me while i call in those airstrikes i keep finding by the side of the road.

The only issue i have is that its glitchy, i dunno if its like this with the other platforms but on 360 it has several issues, mostly concerning online and achievements.

 

[Donrad]

and yet again, i will avoid this game like all the other ones you shit on

 

[SGT Marksman332]

lmao awesome review I loved mercs 2 but then again I get so into the game I dont notice its bugs or sloppy stuff unless its obvious enough as a nuke going off in ur face

 

[PureChaos]

very good review, especially liked the part about rescuing the hostage, great stuff

 

[Digikid]

Now THIS is what a proper episode should be like...no retarded ads in it. PERFECT.

However though it is still not funny.

Yathzee you double poster you.

 

[Heroic One]

It... it actually WALKED OFF the building? Wow.

That's damn impressive AI.

 

[shadow1138]

I loved it! It was about time he made an episode like this one! Going to watch it again

 

[kateatsmouse]

I don't think the game is super good or anything. But I did have fun playing bits of it.
Awesome review, though. XD

 

[agerdemon]

Finally no adverts at the end, the Escapist has learnt its lesson. Also the reviews are gonna get good as a massive line of highly anticipated games to be praised or (more likely) destroyed are coming out.

 

[gamegod25]

Merc's 2 is the most broken game I've ever played. At one point I was just driving along and suddenly fell through the ground. My char fell over and over in limbo and I had to reset my whole system to fix it.

 

[clubhaus]

I have watched every review and I am amused time and time again. Rock on Yahtzee!!

 

[corporate_gamer]

'have fun blowing buildings up and remember kids, its only called terrorism if the occupants are white'

comic gold

 

[crazy guy532]

If you were gone I would have nothing to watch! These videos are hilarious and keep getting better. (Did anyone else notice this one was shorter than usual though?)

 

[Dagaran]

I rented Mercenaries 2 from my local Movie Gallery when it was first released, and I have to say it was a complete waste of time and money. While Yahtzee was dead on in picking out the game's faults (which in my opinion the game's existence in itself should be considered a fault), it still felt like he was going rather easy is on it. I suppose there is only so many times you can verbally abuse shit, I.E. games like this, before it gets a tad monotonous. Disregarding the absence of aggression, his review was very sound and thorough and I give it a big thumbs up as always.

Keep up the good work Yahtzee