Zero Punctuation: Minecraft

[Someone Depressing]

Once it comes out of BETA, the price will increase

in creative : Free

In Indfev, alpha, indev : $14

In BEAT : $18

Finished model $24

Better get it now, so you get the updates free

 

[harv3034]

Have thus far resisted the urge to join this fad but this is the straw that broke the horse's back. I'm in.

Imp Gimp FTW

 

[Rainboq]

I think EVERYONE has tried to build a skull fortress, hence why they are epic...

Now I just need a mod for sharks with laserbeams on their heads.

Notch has implied that sharks will be on their way. Are lasers really a fantastic idea...?

Go watch the Austin Powers series

 

[Bluevspink22]

I'm so glad he reviewed minecraft and that he liked it.. haha it a rare occasion for him to like something.. but I'm glad it was this

 

[Sixcess]

Didn't see this one coming - Minecraft is such a phenomenon I thought Yahtzee would put it off indefinitely using the still-in-beta excuse.

Awesomely funny episode, and not really surprising that he liked it since it's the ultimate in sandbox games.

 

[CopperBoom]

Since I have not ever played the game, do Creepers really look like big green pricks or is that a "knob" joke?

 

[shimyia]

i never tought that you'd review Minecraft and actually like it...

personally i kinda like it and have spent a few hours in it...
time in which i: built my own sky island, my own cave system, a huge castle and gathered about 500 diamond (oh wait i used a glitch to duplicate my 6 diamonds )

Its a good game and a little addicting but there is a lot to improove in order to make me love it

sooo... good review yahtzee

 

[murdapuss]

I wasnt expectin a review for minecraft untill the game was finished im glad that the almighty yahtzee liked it... n i all of a sudden want to make an 80 ft golden cock n balls now im worried

WHEN WILL WARRIORS OF ROCK BE REVIEWED (I know it came out last year but so did minecraft so thats no excuse)

 

[Deathfish15]

The game is amazing. It's got more innovation and sandbox feel to it than any other sandbox game. The Creepers are a bunch of assholes, that much I'll agree on too.

 

[Magikarp]

I think it's important that everyone knows they are not 'bushes' or 'creepers', they are 'giant exploding penises'.

 

[VikingZZZ]

Bought the game when it where Alfa, and it's only getting better and better, but the don't use fire on trees is true. My tree-fortress went down after i wanted to clear some leafs in Alfa.
After half a night underground mining and then popping upp in a fire inferno
where your nice castle where and all your stuff is gone, you are crying
out and is asking WHY did i use fire! Good addictive game regardless.
Still a litte confused that the God of critic gaming likes Minecraft.
But it only proves that miracles does happen.

 

[Kadoodle]

Yahtzee didn't actually find something "wrong" with it...minecraft must be one of the best games in the universe, then.

 

[ZodiacBraves]

Since I have not ever played the game, do Creepers really look like big green pricks or is that a "knob" joke?

Indeed they do, my roommate and I refer to them as the exploding penis monsters.

 

[abort_user]

i love minecraft and i love zeropunctuatiuon. however i fully expected yahtzee to shit on this game if he reviewed it. but it seems yahtzee understands with his "give yourself a project." thats what keeps me playing. first a fort. then an underwater fort. then a road. then my flaming skull (apparently yahtzee and i think alike). etc.

that said i kinda wish hed griped about redstone. even if you understand electronics and logic redstone can be really hard to figure out without a guide. its even hard to figure out when youre looking at a guide and normally takes tweaking to actually work.

 

[dakorok]

So I could tell that he actually kinda enjoyed Minecraft, since there was a bit less "this game sucks ass" and more "FUCKING CREEPERS" in the review.

 

[ovset]

Yahtzee lost of his credibility with this review. Minecraft is just another boring grindfest hidden behind the fact that you can build stuff with blocks. In other words, garbage.

 

[tehweave]

Wow. I never thought he would actually review it. Not only that, but it was a rather positive review... Not only THAT but he plays it for fun?

Is this opposite day or something?

Oh well, I need to go back to making my giant dome to keep the nasties away.

 

[CopperBoom]

Since I have not ever played the game, do Creepers really look like big green pricks or is that a "knob" joke?

Indeed they do, my roommate and I refer to them as the exploding penis monsters.

Oh okay.
Thanks for reporting, the video was kind of "cock heavy" so I was not sure if that was just more of the motif.

 

[Toksyuryel]

Yahtzee, as long as you are reviewing games that aren't finished yet, how about Dwarf Fortress sometime?

 

[Lt.Reck]

I realize the United states isn't perfect but for the love of god can you stop with side bashing for at least one episode. I like your reviews but i don't care for hearing how the U.S. is the worst country in your opinion every Wednesday.