Zero Punctuation: Red Faction Guerrilla

Recommended Videos

soul_rune1984

New member
Mar 7, 2008
302
0
0
I liked the Ziggy Stardust reference at the end. But then again there was a documentary about jumping spiders called Spiders From Mars, either way it made me smile.
 

rize

New member
Jun 17, 2009
25
0
0
I just ignored morale when I played. Inevitably my morale would rise from doing whatever kind of missions I wanted. Also, drive through random EDF propaganda with a vehicle for a little boost. It was really easy to raise morale. You might only have to be careful on really hard difficulties where you'd need to carefully manage every aspect of the game to survive.
 

Virgil

#virgil { display:none; }
Legacy
Jun 13, 2002
1,507
0
41
TheOnceandFutureKing said:
I cant get it to play so I dont know if he makes mention of it but I believe this is his 100th video with The Escapist.
sunami88 said:
It's not playing for me either, and I disabled Ad-Block (eventhough I write my own filter list, and it was working fine last week...).
Check the help page [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/help] and see if any of that helps you. It usually does. If you're still having trouble, the last item on the list has some contact info and stuff to send us, and we'll try to get you fixed up as soon as possible.

We updated our video player to the latest version of Flowplayer last week, which fixed a bunch of know problems, but it's possible that there are some new unknown ones now.
 

Jennacide

New member
Dec 6, 2007
1,019
0
0
Darzok said:
It was good but i was hoping it would fair better since i plan to buy this game.
Never take Yahtzee at face value. He's looking for the meanest things he can say and rarely about the good bits. The few nods to the good bits he makes are there. You destroy with a hammer and channel Thor. It's good fun.

DO YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE?

Seriously, don't use reviews with arbitrary scores or Yahtzee's ramblings to make your decisions for you. That's what you have a brain for. Yahtzee is here for comedic relief, not to tell us every game by 3 out there are total rubbish and not to buy them.
 

johnman

New member
Oct 14, 2008
2,915
0
0
"Hah that will teach you to tell me what to do!"
"Your morale has gone down"
"No it fucking hasnt!"

Those lines cracked me up for some reason.
 

Mythbhavd

New member
May 1, 2008
415
0
0
Aidoc said:
That was the worst review I've seen from Yahtzee yet. I love him and I'm a huge fan, but he just seemed like he had no idea what he was talking about. Red Faction is an amazing game, and the shots he took at it were unwarranted.
I don't believe the shots were unwarranted. What he said about the game is true. The problem I see with a lot of fans is that, when he dislikes something they like, they complain. Of course, that's part of the fun of Yahtzee. He's the guy that so many love to hate and with whom they enjoy disagreeing.
 

LooseNugget

New member
Feb 25, 2009
15
0
0
I SOOOO want a "Hope" shirt.... nice review as always. I'm a little pissed that they got rid of the geomod technology from the first game...it was cheesy, but it was fun cheesy. Oh well, at least there's enough stuff to blow up everywhere else. Word of warning to new players - as tempting as it is, do NOT blow up the bridges, at least not all of them. They really help you out.
 

Hazy

New member
Jun 29, 2008
7,423
0
0
Spinwhiz said:
TheOnceandFutureKing said:
I cant get it to play so I dont know if he makes mention of it but I believe this is his 100th video with The Escapist.
If you are running an ad blocker, that is probably it. Also, this is the 99th episode...next week what will happen?!?!?!??!?! :)
Will there be a car chase? Or a dramatic Shootout!?
Oh, I just can't wait! :D
 

Crazyshak48

New member
Mar 3, 2008
176
0
0
It's actually not THAT bad a game. I have it and I very much enjoy it. I will freely admit I was expecting some hate from ol' Yahtzee, at least for the storyline, but I figured he'd at least like the gun that shoots exploding shurikens and the other that arcs lightning Emperor Palpatine style.

Still, pretty good review. He's been on the upswing since Duke Nukem forever, I think.
 

Archaon6044

New member
Oct 21, 2008
645
0
0
i hear what you say about them spiders from Mars. That Ziggy Stardust character is the most dangerous of the lot
then there's those damn giant mice that ride motorcycles
 

Metalrocks

New member
Jan 15, 2009
2,406
0
0
the firts red faction was not that bad. at least far more better then the shitty part 2. i knew this game will not be that great, so i dont even bother to get it. but i guess it will take a wile before it will come out for the pc.

great review anyway :)
 

Triforceformer

New member
Jun 16, 2009
1,286
0
0
Spinwhiz said:
TheOnceandFutureKing said:
I cant get it to play so I dont know if he makes mention of it but I believe this is his 100th video with The Escapist.
If you are running an ad blocker, that is probably it. Also, this is the 99th episode...next week what will happen?!?!?!??!?! :)
Yahtzee will spend 4-5 minutes swimming in a pool of Branston Pickle sped up while "happy 100th" or something like that flashes on the screen.

And for some reason I thought the intro was in Slow-Mo in this video...has the sleep deprivation kicked in already?
 

Abedeus

New member
Sep 14, 2008
7,412
0
0
Uhm. Red Faction was good. Maybe not on PS2, but on PC it's great.

...Perhaps you have mistaken it for Red Faction 2, which sucked ass?

Still, if it is as bad as Saint's Row 2 on PC, I won't get it. On September 15th...