Zero Punctuation: Resistance 3

[alinos]

we had multiple weapons in Resistance 1, and i think that we might have had med packs. Too long ago to remember. and there was the crazy weapons

 

[dalek sec]

Whelp, that was... interesting. Certainly a unique review, and funny to boot.

Yeah, I didn't see this coming at all. I had to actually replay a few moments to just to make sure I heard him right and to enjoy the jokes again. Well glad to see Resistance 3 got alot of things right like the medkits and carrying more than two weapons at a time.

Kinda hoping next week he reviews Warhammer 40,000 even if he just bashes it to bits but honestly I just didn't see this coming at all.

 

[xplay3r]

As soon as he started bashing it, I was like "Wait a minute...Yahtzee should LOVE this game.." then I watched him back track, I was like "see told ya!" then I laughed at the Number 23 stuff.

Also, the whole anagram thing with Combines and Insomniac is a little far-fetched...

....yep...

...seems like you got the joke then...



....maybe not...

 

[WanderingFool]

Makes sense, Yahtzee cant give a truely positive review... it would have the effect of dividing by 0...

 

[sky14kemea]

EDIT: Nobody posted fast enough to get banned or saying "first"? What is this?!

I know! I had my ban-hammer polished ready for this D:

I'll just put it back into it's case.... ;_;

 

[ssgt splatter]

HAHA! I liked that one.
"What did you do with the rest of the body Insomniac?"

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Damn, this is the best video since your joke Duke Nukem review. On a related note, I now want a game where you use Jimi Hendrix's disembodied head to LSD your enemies to death.

 

[Nico4]

I'm surprised he liked it actually. But the conspiracy was hilarious

 

[dalek sec]

EDIT: Nobody posted fast enough to get banned or saying "first"? What is this?!

I know! I had my ban-hammer polished ready for this D:

I'll just put it back into it's case.... ;_;

Don't be sad Sky, there's always next week for you to drop the ban-hammer on some dope who think's it's cute to say "first!" without watching the video first.

You could always practice your swinging of the hammer so it'll be perfect when you crush someone with it!

 

[Delicious Anathema]

More brown games...

 

[shrekfan246]

This review quite surprised me, although it made me laugh probably more than any other in the last five months once he started back-tracking with the whole "Oh wait, what're these glowing green things lying around everywhere? Medkits, you call them?"

Seems it also had a tentatively "positive" swing to it, even if it was only because it bears resemblances to Half-Life 2.

 

[Yahtzee Croshaw]

The pace on this review was fantastic, it was like he was ready to gun ho, then stops, then try to resume the killspree, only to stop again.

Truly, on of the best this year.

 

[vivster]

very funny this one
i actually laughed

 

[psicat]

But wait a minute wasn't Half Life 2 also basically just a rip off of Halo: Combat Evolved. They are both FPS with non regenerating health. Both have silent protagonist in a power suit is the only one who can save humanity from the aliens, along with his perky female companion. And, of course both game titles start with an H, so Valve must of copied Bungie, and in turn they now get copied by Insomniac.

 

[Kurt Cristal]

This has been one of the funniest ZP's in a while. I was laughing out loud! OUT LOUD!

 

[DarkhoIlow]

I haven't laughed so much in a while,but this vid just made my day.

I'm glad you enjoyed it Yahtzee.Will probably give it a try if I bother buying a PS3.

 

[mastermarty]

Great episode! I havn't really laught at ZP for quit some time now, but this one was just really funny.

 

[Coreless]

But wait a minute wasn't Half Life 2 also basically just a rip off of Halo: Combat Evolved. They are both FPS with non regenerating health. Both have silent protagonist in a power suit is the only one who can save humanity from the aliens, along with his perky female companion. And, of course both game titles start with an H, so Valve must of copied Bungie, and in turn they now get copied by Insomniac.

Blasphemy.......just..just....blasphemy. There is a special place in hell just for conceiving of this post . But in all seriousness this was one of the funniest ZP episodes I have seen in a while, the bit about burying the body almost brought me to tears.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

EDIT: Nobody posted fast enough to get banned or saying "first"? What is this?!

I know! I had my ban-hammer polished ready for this D:

I'll just put it back into it's case.... ;_;

Is it wrong to imagine you with a sad puppy face?


Anyway, great review, and really funny, especially the last one.
Wait a minute... THEY BOTH HAVE BEARDS!
Cracked me up.