Zero Punctuation: Resistance 3

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A BEARD???????

THOSE DASTARDLY SLIMEBALLS!!!

OT: Best review in a VERY long time. Not a big fan of the game, since the first one did all of these things only better, but hey, it was nice to see Yahtzee having fun.
 
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They didn't entirely copy Valve, they released a game with a 3 in the title! Which yea, I guess everyone but Valve did this, this year.
 
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You forgot the GOOD 3 that's coming out! Saint's Row the Third!

Yahtzee's gonna love seeing another Saint's Row, I hope.
 
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The last minute in the review was easily one of the funniest ZP episode finales I have ever seen.
 
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That was great. The ending here had me laughing harder than any other ZP of recent memory. :)
 
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Sums up my feelings for the game. Good gameplay, although the enemies can be a little dumb at times, lots of weapons, no regen health. But the story left a little to be desired. And that ending just sucked. Terrible. No one even talked in it.
Never noticed all the parallels with Half-Life. I did catch the Ravenholm/Mine one, but nothing else. Pretty funny.

I would also like to mention that this game has full online campaign co op, which makes it a blast to play. :) Surprised Yahtzee didn't mention that.
 
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Appearantly the BS where you died every 10 seconds from invisible monsters or got swamped by about 5 dozen fast zombies twenty times before reaching the next bloody savepoint got left out.

And more than 2 weapons and no more regenerating health?
Bloody brilliant!
 
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Versuvius said:
Fucking typical. A shooter with all of the mechanics i liked that were lost are back but only because Half Life got raped in the shower and woke up in a bathtub full of ice missing all of it's internal organs. I still might buy it though. Beggars can't be choosers when something passably different pops up and wiggles it's juicy buns in my face.
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I loved this analogy
 
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Wow, I almost wish I had a PS3 to play this on! But good review Yahtzee. Good to hear you don't hate everything.
 
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Great review, but as alwas Yatzee was short on jokes and decided to ignore past Resistance games and other Insomniac games, or just didn't research them, to be able to make HL2 paralel. So, good review, with one glaring flaw. But that flaw is so large that the before mentioned sentence sounds like "I'm great except for this giant hole in my chest" Still, good for him to finaly gives a positive vibe to a game that deserves it.
 
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A new Yahtzee video is always great, but one on a game I have not only played, but am currently playing AND enjoying?! :D

And it is Malikov who creates the Chimera in the first place, and Freeman pressed the button, but that may be a stretch.
 
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gamegod25 said:
*points a gun at Insomniac games* Whats in the box, whats in the box?!
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Yay. Se7en reference. Haha.

I must say that this has convinced me maybe to give this game a try. Gameplay with hitpoints gets exciting and tense when you only have 10 points left and have to really try hard to get to a medkit. Regenerative health is sort of like "whatever it's just a foot it'll grow back soon". Although, hitpoints can suck when there's no health in sight, or if there's a DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG like in Pokemon.

Oh wait I don't have a PS3, oh well, I'll just have to wait for EP3. (or more likely HL3.)
 
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