Zero Punctuation: Sonic Unleashed

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

"Taking him out behind the shed..." That was when I litterally fell off my chair laughing.

I <3 Yahtzee.

 

[Gormers1]

One thing, the demo which just let you play one level as regular fast sonic, was a demo I actually liked. (!) So hard that I played it several times (!!). But Im not going to buy it anyway, because all the other parts sound and looks ridiculously bad.

Heres a tip though, if you want to play a good sonic game, get sonic rush for the DS.

 

[SecretTacoNinja]

Is Sonic dead now? Or are they going to keep trying even if it's futile?...

I wonder. >.>

I would love to see the 90's Sonic make a comeback, that stupid big-headed clone has killed the series...

Here's a tip though, if you want to play a good Sonic game, get Sonic Rush for the DS.

Why does everyone keep praising that piece of shite? The last good Sonic game was Sonic Advance 2 in my opinion.

 

[spuddyt]

by CHRIST he got angry there - seriously, does he take it personally?
hilarious anyway

 

[Chrisos]

Nope, I've watched the video a couple of times now, but I just can't tell, was that a thumbs up or a thumbs down at the end then?

 

[incal11]

I wonder if this will get him hate mails like that time after smash bro melee;
maybe not , 5 years olds don't go on the escapist.

 

[JonnWood]

Near-random guitar/chainsaw Yahtzee for the win.

 

[amendele]

Well, it's been a good run Sonic. Really, I remember the awesome Sega Genesis games you had. Hell, Sonic 2 was the first video game I ever played in my life.

*loads shotgun*

It'll only hurt for a second, Mr. Hedgehog, but believe me, this is much less painful than what you've put us through in your final years.

*flicks off safety*

I hope you'll be running through loops and collecting rings in heaven now.

*BANG*

 

[dunnace]

Dammit, I've asked for this for Christmas...

Still, I liked Sonic Heroes so sod it, I can forgive this.

 

[Lucane]

A return to form to say the least.

Still it seems only dark days for Sonic ahead.

 

[TwistedEllipses]

yep, Sonic lost it over a decade ago...

I've got to see this tv show!!

 

[Daymo]

Wonderful to see you so angery, makes for some great laughs.

 

[wyldefire]

Haven't heard a rant like that in a long time. One of the best ZP's yet.

 

[milomalo]

the intro of game damage looks like fun and i haven't play this sonic game but whit this much bad reviews i don't think i will ever touch the damn thing

 

[Rezfon]

Will the sonic litter picker be cheaper than current ones?

 

[JonnWood]

Is Sonic dead now? Or are they going to keep trying even if it's futile?...

"If"?

I would love to see the 90's Sonic make a comeback, that stupid big-headed clone has killed the series.

Actually, his head is proportionately smaller than the 2D versions. Compare! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic2_European_Box.jpg] Contrast! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic_Advance_3_Coverart.png] Contrast more! [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Sonic_Adventure_2.PNG]

 

[tijuanatim]

Wow. I wish he wouldn't hold back so much, c'mon man tell us how you really feel.

OK, we gave a few weeks for the opening song, but is it just me or it made the reviews seem sorter?

I always saw the opening and ending music Yathzee chose to be a sort o extra joke! Could we at least have a diferent song in the ending?

Let's vote on this, maibe the space rays will make him chage his ways...

He's already been over the debate about the intro/outro music. He said he was sick of ripping off other bands so this is here to stay. Sure the songs were a nice little addition to the reviews, but there isn't anything wrong with the intro he uses now.

P.S. Even IF we voted he still wouldn't care, after the masses made him review SSBB he won't ever liusten to us again.

 

[Jiruri]

Why not review the new Prince of Persia? I've been waiting for your review about the new prince for three weeks now. If you can review mirrors edge, you can definitly review Prince of Persia since Sands of time is in your top 5 ^^
Anyway, funny review, as always.

 

[Hithlain]

From all these reviews lately... I'm beginning to think that people don't LIKE Sonic Unleashed. Shocker.

 

[vexx014]

all sonic games suck the only one i could tolerate was the on were he was in smash bros. (another very stupid game)and u get to kill him off again and again that was fun ^_^