Zero Punctuation: Splinter Cell: Conviction

[Marter]

I think this was one of the more hilarious videos in a while.

 

[Lowbreed]

I didn't even realise that there was a new splinter cell, they're like Guitar hero's now...

You've got to be kidding - this is the first one in 3 years.

Holy cow you're right!
That's how little of a shit I give about those games...

Regardless I take the comparison bit back, well pointed out.

 

[drkchmst]

wow not a high view of America eh?

 

[mexicola]

Ha,ha, this sounds fucking hilarious. Now I'm sure the game isn't a complete pile of shit like Yahtzee makes it appear but it sounds fun hating it. I can't form my opinion until I've played it (which I might soon...perhaps) so I'll just enjoy the review.

 

[Ishadus]

Hey...I live in Montreal!

Them's fightin' words! You British/Australian....kangaroo...who likes...crumpets....or something...

...Shut up!

 

[Masso]

Thank you! Finally, someone can explain it right~

It's the same shit with the last games. Not only does the AI suck, but so does the general gameplay, i.e jumping, running, giving melees. I just can't see who the hell would like Splinter Cell games at all.

 

[Oktanas]

Great review

 

[Dok Zombie]

I liked the fiddler crab joke, it was very Blackadder.

As for Splinter Cell, I downloaded the demo, got into the warehouse, got bored and deleted it. Like he says, the game plays itself for you.

 

[SirDerick]

I live in Montreal and I agree with Yahtzee that people here are fucking retards.

They're people here who say "Fuck the French et Vive le Quebec Libre!" while ignoring the fact that "Vive le Quebec Libre" is a quote from a Frenchman.

 

[Zing]

Sad to agree to everything in this review, Ubisoft fucking suck, 4 years for this shit, and you need a constant internet connection to play it.

I'm only keeping it because EB games gave me a free copy of Chaos Theory/Pandora Tommorow because I pre-ordered it.

 

[Tanzka]

Great review, enjoying the game myself right now.

Gotta ask Yahtzee, who did you prefer? The old Sam who very obviously liked the shadows maybe a bit too much or the new Sam, basically the Jack Bauer of videogames?

 

[BlueHighwind]

I wish I had a giant Sam Fisher to ride.

Good Horsey.

 

[happy_turtle]

What did I take away from this review... That Yahtzee has a problem urinating, in all my life I don't think I've ever had drops of pee dribble down my leg... Maybe it's a technique thing.

 

[Chinnygan]

It seems different when he's insulting a game you love.

Yes, I love that game, as I do the whole SC series.

 

[Jared]

Heh, I liked the comparison between ape & the US, made me chuckle!

The review sounds about right too... One of the Many reasons I never liked the splinter cell games

 

[Alon Shechter]

While the game CAN be fun , all you said here is correct.

 

[addeB]

Haha good TMNT joke! xD

 

[dex-dex]

ooooh taking a stab at the monteralers smooth yahtzee
but they are trying to better than the french soo ya

anywho good review
and you can't go wrong with a TMNT joke with splinter

 

[Two Angels]

He was wrong about the plot. Pretty much I lost all interest in what he had to say after that.

 

[daxterx2005]

The Christmas tree at the end was epically lolzy