Zero Punctuation: Split Second: Velocity

[rb26dett]

From what I've heard, everybody who played this game (as in, not given it a try, but actually played) thinks that it's a good one, but runs out of fresh stuff to explode in an instant. Fun while it lasts.

 

[lacktheknack]

... so wait, did you like it?

No, not particularly.

 

[ewhac]

"Split-stroke-Second?" I thought you lot said, "Split-oblique-Second" when confronted with a '/' like that.

 

[KDR_11k]

Don't worry about touching the game, even without that we'll always remember you as the prickiest prick who ever pricked.

 

[Palademon]

Actually Yahtzee.
IT DOES USE DIFFERENT COURSES ON THE SAME AREA!!!!

 

[qorl]

Wow, it took 4 seconds for yahtzee to make a dick joke. This must be some kind of record.

 

[Kekon3]

... so wait, did you like it?

No, not particularly.

oh okay.

 

[KreacherOfbloodandRank]

Very funny review. I see this becoming the norm after the apocalypse happens lol.

By the way, when are you going to review Starcraft 2?

 

[Undead Dragon King]

I really expected nothing more from Disney. Goddammit I hate that conglomerate.

That fetus joke was solid gold though.

Remember that Pixar is part of that conglomerate. Tred carefully. >(

Pixar is yet another reason why I hate Disney. The giant corporate octopus ran out of good ideas for it's movies, so they subsumed a company that made great films. Yes, I realize that Pixar had had a close relationship with Disney all along, but it's the principle of the thing. Disney's conquest of ESPN and ABC strikes a similar chord with me, even if it didn't involve the relationship that Pixar had with Disney.

 

[Celtic_Kerr]

What the hell! Probation? all I did was post the number1 to save my spot so I could come back after I watched it and edit my message. Was that so wrong? O and I got 7 days for it!?! what a load of crap.
OT: I liked your review as usual.

ery simply the rules of the message board are to contribute to the discussion. It's not the Moderator's fault that you decided to watch the content after posting nor could they do that. They frown on useless posts. So yes, it was wrong.

I liked the review, and it's very true what he said about the repetition. I had the traps memorized at one point, it was all too hit-and-miss

 

[MonkeyPunch]

Really enjoyed that episode... not sure why as it wasn't as side-splittingly (or should I say "side/splitting") funny as many other an episode.

 

[DaggerOfCompassion]

"Yep, life was tough in thatchers Britain" LMAO

 

[Sylocat]

You probably get your jollies by buying two poverty-stricken pregnant women and telling them that neither are getting out of the arena alive until one has eaten the other's fetus.

And with that, Yahtzee cements this episode as one of my favorites.

 

[beema]

Is this the first racing game he's reviewed?

 

[lahanl01]

i guess starcraft 2 can continue sucking it

 

[Kingjackl]

John McLane + Dick Dastardly = WIN

 

[Naheal]

Yahtzee, it makes you feel like a prick because you are a prick. Don't take it the wrong way, though, that's the majority of what makes you entertaining in ZP.

 

[DarkElfa]

I feel Yahtzee's pain with this game. You reach excessive boredom quite quickly when you realize you're playing the same tracks over and over.

My biggest hassle though was how loud the game is. Sure, you can turn it down, but its just constant noise pollution.

 

[comet5002]

I must admit I thoroughly enjoyed the bit about the hyphen and the slash since I am a bit of a grammar nazi myself.

Ehh @ Racing games. Never really liked them. I still consider Mario Kart to be the best. Which says a great deal about my opinion of racing games, now doesn't it?

 

[EAS_Suit]

Pregnant women eating fetas'