Zero Punctuation: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

Yahtzee Croshaw

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Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II

This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II.

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Yahtzee Croshaw

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Totally hated the first. The second one sounds even more worse. The demo already showed the repeative nature of the game. Not for me.
 

Yahtzee Croshaw

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Force lightning is EVERYBODY's weakness?
That's....
*puts on sun glasses*
Shocking
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 

SomEngangVar

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I couldn't stand the first and in all honesty Lucas and Star Wars are coming across a bit Sonic Team now.
 

diggy140892

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I have to agree that this game is the biggest insult to Star Wars fans, WHERE IS BATTLEFRONT 3!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Boneasse

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Gotta say. I got kind of aroused when I saw the picture of the two chairs stacked together! Mmm, mmm, mmmmmm!

OT: Star Wars franchise has indeed gone downhill in later years. Kind of like a snow-ball effect. I, for one, won't be playing this game.
 

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I would add Jedi Outcast to the list of three things good about the Star Wars franchise. As for TFU 2, the only way they could have made it good was if half way trough, Kyle Katarn showed up out of nowhere and murdered Starkiller with his fists.
Anything less is, well, is the final product.
 

Slimshad

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Why have you been reviewing these kinds of games? Like you said in your EP, they're repetitive, and stink of filler before the Christmas season. Review some old games, at least they would be a trifle entertaining.
 

Yahtzee Croshaw

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LoL review, but I can't believe it.

How can you hate Super Star Wars on Snes? O_O
I love those games. And how dare you to not put the Jedi Outcast series on the goodscale?
 

bwarrior

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The demo bored me

The demo is something to advertise your game and make it seem OMG THATS SO AWESOME
not get bored after 3 minutes of gameplay

and the new guy is a clone,

give me a brake did the developers poo thier pants after the first one and then use their own feces to create the story of the second game


whoever buys this game is an idiot!
 

Thr Long Man

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Rasputin1 said:
Is it just me or did the mic/his voice sound a little off?
It did sound a bit...off at the start but then I stopped noticing it.

Well, I bought the first one, hated it for all the god damn bugs, and I'm certainly not buying this one, it completely fails to interest.
 

Melancholy_Ocelot

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Not only does Lucas Arts insult us with this sycophantic drab, milked, remilked, and reremilked, but they actually cancel good titles.

I miss Dark Forces!!!
 

hawk533

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The Schindler's List easy bake oven made me lol.

The last Star Wars game I played was KOTOR and I'm glad I stopped when I did. It's a shame that this game is not only a movie adapted into a video, but also a sequel. If this makes as much money as Yahtzee says it will then I may have lost faith in humanity.
 
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Star Wars is still a good franchise.

All you have to do is remove EVERYTHING that Lucas had directorial control over.

Leaving you with Star Wars, Empire, bits of Return and a few other good bits from the novels. Maybe the original RPG.
Oh, but remember it's the original, not the Enhanced versions.

Oh, and Tie Fighter.

The rest is ejaculate.

Actually, just get Joseph Campbell and Jim Henson and give them light sabres. That's the good part of Star Wars.

The game? I deleted it after a minute playing the demo. What a waste of time.
 

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I founded this Force Unleashed 2 even shittier than the first one...Okay the first one was shitty but it was even challenging and the ''story'' was better. :/