Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II
This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II.
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This week, Zero Punctuation reviews Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II.
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Zero Punctuation: Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II
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I didnt like the first, not looking forward to this one either.
Vomit through a pen made me giggle
Vomit through a pen made me giggle
I couldn't stand the first and in all honesty Lucas and Star Wars are coming across a bit Sonic Team now.
I have to agree that this game is the biggest insult to Star Wars fans, WHERE IS BATTLEFRONT 3!!!!!!!!!!!
I would add Jedi Outcast to the list of three things good about the Star Wars franchise. As for TFU 2, the only way they could have made it good was if half way trough, Kyle Katarn showed up out of nowhere and murdered Starkiller with his fists.
Anything less is, well, is the final product.
Anything less is, well, is the final product.
The demo bored me
The demo is something to advertise your game and make it seem OMG THATS SO AWESOME
not get bored after 3 minutes of gameplay
and the new guy is a clone,
give me a brake did the developers poo thier pants after the first one and then use their own feces to create the story of the second game
whoever buys this game is an idiot!
The demo is something to advertise your game and make it seem OMG THATS SO AWESOME
not get bored after 3 minutes of gameplay
and the new guy is a clone,
give me a brake did the developers poo thier pants after the first one and then use their own feces to create the story of the second game
whoever buys this game is an idiot!
It did sound a bit...off at the start but then I stopped noticing it.Rasputin1 said:
Well, I bought the first one, hated it for all the god damn bugs, and I'm certainly not buying this one, it completely fails to interest.
Not only does Lucas Arts insult us with this sycophantic drab, milked, remilked, and reremilked, but they actually cancel good titles.
I miss Dark Forces!!!
I miss Dark Forces!!!
The Schindler's List easy bake oven made me lol.
The last Star Wars game I played was KOTOR and I'm glad I stopped when I did. It's a shame that this game is not only a movie adapted into a video, but also a sequel. If this makes as much money as Yahtzee says it will then I may have lost faith in humanity.
The last Star Wars game I played was KOTOR and I'm glad I stopped when I did. It's a shame that this game is not only a movie adapted into a video, but also a sequel. If this makes as much money as Yahtzee says it will then I may have lost faith in humanity.
Star Wars is still a good franchise.
All you have to do is remove EVERYTHING that Lucas had directorial control over.
Leaving you with Star Wars, Empire, bits of Return and a few other good bits from the novels. Maybe the original RPG.
Oh, but remember it's the original, not the Enhanced versions.
Oh, and Tie Fighter.
The rest is ejaculate.
Actually, just get Joseph Campbell and Jim Henson and give them light sabres. That's the good part of Star Wars.
The game? I deleted it after a minute playing the demo. What a waste of time.
All you have to do is remove EVERYTHING that Lucas had directorial control over.
Leaving you with Star Wars, Empire, bits of Return and a few other good bits from the novels. Maybe the original RPG.
Oh, but remember it's the original, not the Enhanced versions.
Oh, and Tie Fighter.
The rest is ejaculate.
Actually, just get Joseph Campbell and Jim Henson and give them light sabres. That's the good part of Star Wars.
The game? I deleted it after a minute playing the demo. What a waste of time.
It's just a matter of time. Either through death of age or lack of patience, the fanbase for Star Wars has got to diminish SOMEhow.
And when that days comes, God willing, we'll see Schafer working there again, either in body or in spirit.
One can dream, at least...
And when that days comes, God willing, we'll see Schafer working there again, either in body or in spirit.
One can dream, at least...
I kind of enjoyed the first, mostly for the utter insanity of it (and the fact that force lightning is pretty much the games "oh fuck this" button).
I'm not surprised about this, he absolutly tore the first one into an unrecognizable pile of gorey chunks so the fact that he did the same again is par for the course.
I'd like to know what console he played it on. Did he play it the Wii againg for the sake of consistancy or on 360 or PS3 in another of his ever so subtle attempts to tell the Wii to go fuck it self?
*as of thirty minutes of this video hitting the web, there is a forum about "your favorite star wars game". (No offince to the poster)
Yet another example of Yahtzee inspireing us.
(whether or not that is good I'll leave up to you)*
I'm not surprised about this, he absolutly tore the first one into an unrecognizable pile of gorey chunks so the fact that he did the same again is par for the course.
I'd like to know what console he played it on. Did he play it the Wii againg for the sake of consistancy or on 360 or PS3 in another of his ever so subtle attempts to tell the Wii to go fuck it self?
*as of thirty minutes of this video hitting the web, there is a forum about "your favorite star wars game". (No offince to the poster)
Yet another example of Yahtzee inspireing us.
(whether or not that is good I'll leave up to you)*
I just choked on my tea due to the end few bits.
I played the demo of FU2 (yes, I'd imagine that is intentional), and actually thought it was a step backwards, as the controls and handling were way too clumsy, the AI was actually WORSE than FU's, and the visuals were dire.
The first one wasn't even very good. This one is worse.
I'm sure 1500 years from now, the Sith Empire will be attempting to annex part of Mars from the Jedi because of some holy place or MacGuffin.
Also, Battlefront 3 is the only Star Wars game that could interest me into buying it. Fuck Star Wars.
I played the demo of FU2 (yes, I'd imagine that is intentional), and actually thought it was a step backwards, as the controls and handling were way too clumsy, the AI was actually WORSE than FU's, and the visuals were dire.
The first one wasn't even very good. This one is worse.
No chance. It's an accepted religion (Jedi) in some areas, and once something becomes a religion, it only attracts the incredibly stupid, and lasts for millennia (Christianity and Islam, anyone?)Kingsman said:
I'm sure 1500 years from now, the Sith Empire will be attempting to annex part of Mars from the Jedi because of some holy place or MacGuffin.
Also, Battlefront 3 is the only Star Wars game that could interest me into buying it. Fuck Star Wars.
And TIE Fighter. I recently grabbed KOTOR I off of Steam for the sheer nostalgia of good Star Wars alone, and may do the same with Dark Forces.Melancholy_Ocelot said:
This, I'll pass on. I passed on the first, too.