Very good, very funny, very true.
Also, Suddenly I'm being given actual life advice by Yahtzee, and it's good life advice. What happened? Did he get mobbed by one fanboy too many and realise he had to do something to make them less socially retarded? Maybe every Zero Punctuation will include a little fortune cookie badge now if you complete the activity (God I hope not.)
Anyway, I'm going out tonight to play the guitar and hopefully sex up a girl who keeps coming along to hear me play said guitar on a big stage, that good enough for you? I would go out at the weekend but I've been working twelve hour days for the last month and half and I won't stop until at least the end of August. (Seriously, this is like the first week I've been home before ten since June.)
TheNamlessGuy said:
Wait, her cake needs to be spread wide?
I.e. her sex needs to be spread wide?
The word 'sex' can not only be used as a way of expressing biological genre, but also as a term to refer to the actual sex organ, usually of a woman in a literary sense (read some Victorian porn, they describe it as a woman's 'sex' every time). Nowadays it's just bad fanfic writers who use the expression but it's perfectly valid, if a little archaic.
Given that Yahtzee is a gigantic literary snob and probably meant it this way I may well have just spoiled what I think was a fantastic literary snob joke.