Zero Punctuation: Super Mario Galaxy 2

lwm3398

New member
Apr 15, 2009
2,896
0
0
Is that the whole plot of every Mario game? Cake? I never noticed that, I always thought it was just some random party...

This makes me look at the Mario series in a whole new way...
 

Zing

New member
Oct 22, 2009
2,069
0
0
Mmm cake.

And yeah, this is why I don't really play Mario. There needs to be some fucking story. Yeah it's a game for casuals and children, but they could at least make an effort using the current characters. But they don't even bother.

This all leads me perform a giant /facepalm when sites give it a 10/10.
 

The DSM

New member
Apr 18, 2009
2,066
0
0
I feel wierd that I actually slapped my face along with him at the same time.

It does look like more of the same...
 

Pilkingtube

Edible
Mar 24, 2010
481
0
0
I don't get how people could have watched a 5 minute video in 2 minutes 0_o

Either way loved it as usual, more Rebecca Mayes references plz, she wants to give you.. cake.
 

DarthNader26

New member
Aug 20, 2008
25
0
0
Did anyone else actually stop the video and go watch the SMG review while gleefully imagining Yahtzee slapping himself the whole time you're watching it?

;D
 

wooty

Vi Britannia
Aug 1, 2009
4,252
0
0
Princess Peach and Glados should definately team up, theyre both cake teasing bitches.
 

flosy

New member
Feb 1, 2010
29
0
0
Since this is an inevitable meme I'm just going to say the cake is a lie here.
 
Aug 25, 2009
4,611
0
0
Very good, very funny, very true.

Also, Suddenly I'm being given actual life advice by Yahtzee, and it's good life advice. What happened? Did he get mobbed by one fanboy too many and realise he had to do something to make them less socially retarded? Maybe every Zero Punctuation will include a little fortune cookie badge now if you complete the activity (God I hope not.)

Anyway, I'm going out tonight to play the guitar and hopefully sex up a girl who keeps coming along to hear me play said guitar on a big stage, that good enough for you? I would go out at the weekend but I've been working twelve hour days for the last month and half and I won't stop until at least the end of August. (Seriously, this is like the first week I've been home before ten since June.)

TheNamlessGuy said:
Wait, her cake needs to be spread wide?
I.e. her sex needs to be spread wide?
The word 'sex' can not only be used as a way of expressing biological genre, but also as a term to refer to the actual sex organ, usually of a woman in a literary sense (read some Victorian porn, they describe it as a woman's 'sex' every time). Nowadays it's just bad fanfic writers who use the expression but it's perfectly valid, if a little archaic.

Given that Yahtzee is a gigantic literary snob and probably meant it this way I may well have just spoiled what I think was a fantastic literary snob joke.