well three cheers for stuupid peoples144 said:I understand not wanting to read 1000 posts, but seriously, you could at least get a little bit of the forum's history before posting something like that. I suggest pages 20 and up. And there'll be a pop quiz tomorrow on the topic "what makes someone an oblivious hypocrite."Mr.Phuckyou said:ya'll just a bunch of jealous PlayShit3 players and Softies(XBOX360 fans). what more can i say? that review was innacurate, there's 3 ways to unlock ALL the hidden characters... not play for 10 hours for sonic, geez... i beat the singleplayer in 7 hrs which is the usual and got EVERYone. Brawl isn't shit, and im not coming back to check the replies on this comment again so dont bother spamming you 'miserable fanboy twats' heheh fuck you all
Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl
- Thread starter Yahtzee Croshaw
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Heh-heh-heh 10 **** gargling hours, love it. I don't wanna read any of this, I'm allergic to stupid uninformed fanboy ranting. Now I'm going to comment the NEW video. I highly suggest you delicate buttercups (wii fanboys) drop this and go do the same before you drown in pool of your own articulate diarrhea.
Anyone trying to defend Yahtzee or otherwise dissuade the fanboys through well structured argument, don't involve yourselves, you cannot satiate a fanboys lust for his own mawing attempts at being acknowledged, simply to force feed you there inconsistent and hopeless propaganda.
People like Mr.Phuckyou should be banned off the Internet for life. Oh yes I own a PS3
Anyone trying to defend Yahtzee or otherwise dissuade the fanboys through well structured argument, don't involve yourselves, you cannot satiate a fanboys lust for his own mawing attempts at being acknowledged, simply to force feed you there inconsistent and hopeless propaganda.
People like Mr.Phuckyou should be banned off the Internet for life. Oh yes I own a PS3
Gah, is it really worth it? I'll just take your word for it. They should just all stop before we incense the wrath of Yahtzee and he shall review us all one by one and we will be thoroughly reviewed with words of the unpleasant variety, and puns about our mothers overly plump bottoms will be made public and laughter will be imminent, and woe betide us if we happen to like to take it up the arse from men with hairy bottoms.Lzdarkangel said:
The new video has been out for a while now. What are you doing here? We're talking about Brawl. And we'll continue as long as new subjects are brought up. Although, from your argument, you sound like a fanboy in disguise, the disguise being an attempt at articulation. While this post may be proving you correct, I still think it was a bit of an obnoxious thing to say. And Mr.P has likely already either learned the error of his ways, or is living in a dream of obliviousness he has no plans to exit. Which is too bad for the rest of us, truth be told, but it may be hard to change.NezumiiroKitsune said:Heh-heh-heh 10 **** gargling hours, love it. I don't wanna read any of this, I'm allergic to stupid uninformed fanboy ranting. Now I'm going to comment the NEW video. I highly suggest you delicate buttercups (wii fanboys) drop this and go do the same before you drown in pool of your own articulate diarrhea.
Anyone trying to defend Yahtzee or otherwise dissuade the fanboys through well structured argument, don't involve yourselves, you cannot satiate a fanboys lust for his own mawing attempts at being acknowledged, simply to force feed you there inconsistent and hopeless propaganda.
People like Mr.Phuckyou should be banned off the Internet for life. Oh yes I own a PS3
And there are some typos in your post.
Heehee.
~Goes to take cyanide pills~144 said:
Sorry, I didn't mean to come across as overly articulate or obnoxious, but we seem to be really dragging this thread on, and seem to be, in the process, achieving nigh on nothing like most Internet shit throwing contests (substitute "debates"). I do love Yahtzee, but I agree he can be a bit tough on a game. I did read some of the initial posts to this thread, and many accused Yahtzee of not actually reviewing the game, pretty much on the basis he said nothing good. As far as I can see, he reviewed what he believed and he believed in his honest reviewing heart(s) of mana that SSBB was just awful. You can only argue an opinion so far before it simply becomes repetitive immature shit throwing and generalised banter. Like this for example post for example
I didn't make any typos there I think :? Unless you count colloquial English. Night.
I loved Brawl.
Do I disagree with some of his points? Of course.
Do I think less of him or think that he's not a reviewer? No.
His opinion, his reviews.
If all of you fanboys feel so strongly, start your own hilarious weekly game reviews.
Oh, wait, you can't, because you're nowhere near as awesome as Yahtzee.
Grow up, kiddies.
Do I disagree with some of his points? Of course.
Do I think less of him or think that he's not a reviewer? No.
His opinion, his reviews.
If all of you fanboys feel so strongly, start your own hilarious weekly game reviews.
Oh, wait, you can't, because you're nowhere near as awesome as Yahtzee.
Grow up, kiddies.
Fighting games are not meant for single player modes, they are meant to be rated on their competitive play. Nobody I know plays Tekken or Street Fighter single player for more than 10 minutes... lol. That's why he reviewed it the way he did, he focuses on the single player "story" modes of the games. He doesn't seem to play any games at all for competition, so I think his review of the single player, non-competitive side of Brawl was completely accurate. As for the competitive scene, that's a completely different animal, as it is with all games (i.e. Halo campaign is NOTHING like Halo multiplayer).
lol i guess i lied about coming back! uh oh ur fucked now! and i wasn't going to respond until i saw this guy, who thinks he's smart using all his long words and calling me oblivous, and then later on down leaving saying he's done and then off to bed in a 'oh yeah! i told THAT guy!' sort of way. well after i read that last part of u saying u own a PS3? that's where i pretty much said 'oh... well no wonder you talk shit about brawl, u wish u had it.' dont u judge me along with that other guy saying i should have read the earlier posts. brawl is a success idc if Yahtzee's joking or not, i think ur a PS3 fanboy wat about that huh? really ur just a hopeless fanboy who wish sony made good games. and dont bother with GTA4 or whatever it's all garbage. Wii outscores PS3 and 360 in everyway except graphics too bad that doesnt make a real game, it only helps. So YOU'RE oblivious, AND you play shitty games... Let's all ban this inarticulate diarrhea douchefuck dickhead instead. (hows THAT for alliteration *****?)NezumiiroKitsune said:Heh-heh-heh 10 **** gargling hours, love it. I don't wanna read any of this, I'm allergic to stupid uninformed fanboy ranting. Now I'm going to comment the NEW video. I highly suggest you delicate buttercups (wii fanboys) drop this and go do the same before you drown in pool of your own articulate diarrhea.
Anyone trying to defend Yahtzee or otherwise dissuade the fanboys through well structured argument, don't involve yourselves, you cannot satiate a fanboys lust for his own mawing attempts at being acknowledged, simply to force feed you there inconsistent and hopeless propaganda.
People like Mr.Phuckyou should be banned off the Internet for life. Oh yes I own a PS3
Wow. I could only read about 5 pages of this and already I want to puke.
Clearly Yahtzee has won. The incessant fanboy posters, making flimsy ad hominem arguments in some misguided hope that they can make Yahtzee or his viewers "see the light" into his bias is making me seriously nauseous.
How can someone hope to defend a mediocre game by saying things like "he wasn't fair in his review" or that his "bias affected the review" etc etc seriously?? He rips on games, get over it! If it were truly spectacular, he would be left in awe, but he wasn't, was he? He hated the Phantom Hourglass, but I loved it, and I didn't feel the need to correct him.
1000 comments on this one movie, amid groupings of 200, It's obvious Yahtzee hit close to home. I only hope he can review some others to inflame other fanboy groups. Someone with a nonsensical no-nonsense approach to reviewing is hilarious to watch, and the comments after especially good movies about especially mediocre to bad games are just as hilarious if not moreso.
Clearly Yahtzee has won. The incessant fanboy posters, making flimsy ad hominem arguments in some misguided hope that they can make Yahtzee or his viewers "see the light" into his bias is making me seriously nauseous.
How can someone hope to defend a mediocre game by saying things like "he wasn't fair in his review" or that his "bias affected the review" etc etc seriously?? He rips on games, get over it! If it were truly spectacular, he would be left in awe, but he wasn't, was he? He hated the Phantom Hourglass, but I loved it, and I didn't feel the need to correct him.
1000 comments on this one movie, amid groupings of 200, It's obvious Yahtzee hit close to home. I only hope he can review some others to inflame other fanboy groups. Someone with a nonsensical no-nonsense approach to reviewing is hilarious to watch, and the comments after especially good movies about especially mediocre to bad games are just as hilarious if not moreso.
Stop! Banhammer time!
Seriously, you are the biggest (and most idiotic) fanboy I have ever seen.
Of course, since you obviously have no grammar skills, I shall repeat this in leetspeak.
Lol! n00b GTFO teh interwebs! Lol gay fanboy lieks 2 play with teh wii! GTFO, n00b!
Clear enough for you?
Seriously, you are the biggest (and most idiotic) fanboy I have ever seen.
Of course, since you obviously have no grammar skills, I shall repeat this in leetspeak.
Lol! n00b GTFO teh interwebs! Lol gay fanboy lieks 2 play with teh wii! GTFO, n00b!
Clear enough for you?
I for the most part agree with The Sorrow's comment about his review/my opinions.
I admit I like Brawl partly because I feel that it ISNT a button masher like Soul Calibur. But then again, I play more competitively. It depends on what you want to do with the game. I don't find it a bad addition to whip out every once awhile and play, much better than something like Soul Calibur Legends where one simply wanks off a wiimote to kill each other.
I have to say, even though i enjoy the game, I'm pretty disappointed by the fanboy-ism. I wholeheartedly admit I enjoy the series, but I'm also not blind to flaws. It's a shame people can't be more objective about things and find the need to argue their side incessantly.
As for the actual review, I still found it absolutely hilarious as always, in spite of my feelings for the game. =]
I admit I like Brawl partly because I feel that it ISNT a button masher like Soul Calibur. But then again, I play more competitively. It depends on what you want to do with the game. I don't find it a bad addition to whip out every once awhile and play, much better than something like Soul Calibur Legends where one simply wanks off a wiimote to kill each other.
I have to say, even though i enjoy the game, I'm pretty disappointed by the fanboy-ism. I wholeheartedly admit I enjoy the series, but I'm also not blind to flaws. It's a shame people can't be more objective about things and find the need to argue their side incessantly.
As for the actual review, I still found it absolutely hilarious as always, in spite of my feelings for the game. =]
Which 5 pages did you read? Were they the first 5 that was like watching Yahtzee getting sucked off by all too eager fanboys or the last 5 that was like watching a person suffering from multiple personality disorder argue amongst himself?xanrethan said:
I think you should have posted during the first 5 pages...
thats hilarious, my lame friends a few years ago use to play smash bros. on Nintendo 64 with eye of the tiger playing on their stereo, and I even gave it a try all those years ago.
I admit I had fun for a few mintutes but would never spend much time getting good at it.
I don't imagine that this new version has much more to offer.
I admit I had fun for a few mintutes but would never spend much time getting good at it.
I don't imagine that this new version has much more to offer.
Agreed on all points. Brawl isn't the best game in the world, far from it, but it's fun to play with a bunch of guys and a 24 pack of beer, I'll tell you what! But the fanboys who kept emailing him to review the game obviously didn't pay attention to the fact that Yahtzee has stated in several prior reviews his disdain for Nintendo's penchant of dead-horse-beating and fighting games. They really should have seen this coming.The Sorrow said:
I definitely think that Yahtzee has won the discussion with the end of his latest video. Sounds like he tried it some more and still doesn't like it. The thing to remember is that these are opinion pieces. At least he has the decency not to say that these are his "humble" opinions. Keep 'em comin' Ben!
Sounds like he tried it some more and still doesn't like it. The thing to remember is that these are opinion pieces. At least he has the decency not to say that these are his "humble" opinions. Keep 'em comin' Ben!