Zero Punctuation: Super Smash Bros. Brawl

[Josh H.]

i think brawl sucked melee was a beeter game wich i did love and hes right a bout button mashing my cosins have this game and played it for weeks b4 i even seen it and i won every time dont think its becuse i play wii alot i dont own one i just randomly flaled about pressing things and won i think it was stupid and pointless and nintendo are beeting a dead horse with a baseball bat you know what kind of game id play on wii one where you play a mississippi redneck that beets his wife and has sex with his mom that is a entertaining game

*better
*which
*cousins
*flailed
*beating
*Mississippi

All grammar corrections aside, this review was perfect. Not one thing which was said was untrue, it was an incredible review with blatantly hilarious humor. Great job!

 

[glory_scars]

thank you i know im not a strong speller but this is the internet and im not going to let something like not knowing something stop me .... look at bush not knowing how to run a country didnt stop him from doing it

 

[runtheplacered]

i think brawl sucked melee was a beeter game wich i did love and hes right a bout button mashing my cosins have this game and played it for weeks b4 i even seen it and i won every time dont think its becuse i play wii alot i dont own one i just randomly flaled about pressing things and won i think it was stupid and pointless and nintendo are beeting a dead horse with a baseball bat you know what kind of game id play on wii one where you play a mississippi redneck that beets his wife and has sex with his mom that is a entertaining game

How did the thought of a "." or a "," slip your mind? There's neither in that entire wall of text.

I really don't consider myself a grammar nazi, but that is unreasonable. There's not even an attempt being made!

 

[Sir Pysco Sexy]

Rekon that paying 30... maybe 40 quid was a bad choice for Brawl. I won't get that money back, and I honestly haven't played this game for more than 10 hours... probably way less than that. Too similar to Melee, and not worth having when all my mates are off at different uni's.

 

[Demonjazz]

he does have a point the game is bad with out people to play aginst and i dont think people have ever winned in this by random button mashing and marth has his own game and i never played earth bound or any of those suckey old game like robs that dosent mean i hate them

 

[D_987]

He does have a point, the game is bad without people to play against. I don't think people have ever won in this kind of game by random button mashing. Marth has his own game, I have never played Earth Bound or any of those suckey old game like Robs; that doesn't mean I hate them

Fixed it for you...thats some pretty poor grammar, please fix it ASAP.

 

[Supernovajake]

Can't somebody please respond to my grammar rant?

I could do, but you pretty much summed up what everyone was thinking about that post. Hey, at least I can understand it now.

 

[Vires Vox]

Can't somebody please respond to my grammar rant?

Ok, you have way too much free time.

 

[Demonjazz]

i womt fix mine

 

[Sylocat]

The Thread That Wouldn't Die, an Uwe Boll film.

 

[Doug]

The Thread That Wouldn't Die, an Uwe Boll film.

Indeed! Attack of the living dead threads

 

[Retrofraction]

lol i am that guy and a fan boy twat, but I enjoy you reveiws cause unlike most people that say things are "bad" you do you homework and say what and why things are "bad".

( o yeah never try the online mode It lags horibly )

your humor is awsome and you should get laid with tons of wii girls.

 

[Proto Cloud]

I'm surprised this thread hasn't hit the bucket! (and I'm giving it life ironically!) Let's settle this once and for all!

YAHTZEE DOESN'T LIKE FIGHTING GAMES!!![/endofargument]

Thank you for your time.

 

[noodle_head]

Spot on review. I said the same thing about Marth with the addition of "is that a dude or a chic? :S" This game is terrible.

 

[cartooner2008]

I actually don't see how this review is very negative.

 

[Madaxeman101]

why the fuck are people still discussing this is was months ago

 

[Sylocat]

why the fuck are people still discussing this is was months ago

Yahtzee fanboys never miss an opportunity to mindlessly parrot every one of his views.

 

[iCarb0n]

well done yahtzee, personally i was a big fan of ssbm, they ruined a few characters i like "Falco" and put a damn spam attack on him -.-;.. but i dont own a wii and i've only played the game like 5 times, so.. No Harm

 

[brtshstel]

I find this game to be horribly unbalanced as well. I mean come on how am I supposed to beat ROB if it instantly gets the power-up ball and SPAMS me every friggin time?!

 

[-bladerunner-]

Not going to make many people happy but well done Yahtzee for tell us how things truly are once again!