Zero Punctuation: The Orange Box

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ser710

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Portal is a kick ass game. Love everything about it, there's nothing wrong with it although some say it was too short, deal with it. Best 3 hours spent in my life.
 

Kadayi

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hunterm16a2 said:
So, by your definition, what is a good game?
Apparently not a good selling game (because big sales = shit). Though given that Half life itself (which isn't shit based on what he said) was one of the biggest selling games ever, his theory seems somewhat amateur. Anyhows I wouldn't waste your time arguing with him. Play TF2 instead it's much more rewarding. ;)
 

Katana314

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newage_lightbulb3 said:
Wow! I had to take all of 5 minutes to create a new account because a forum mod went on a power trip. You truly are a force to be reckoned with, dude.

The fact that somebody replied defending Crash pretty much cements my point. And no, I didn't finish HL:E2, but that's not my fault. It's the fault of the game. Because it's boring. I got sick of killing green bugs and being pushed along a strictly linear path through boxy, poorly-detailed corridors with the same goddamn weight puzzle repeated over and over.

Does anybody even remember how good Half-Life was? From HL2 on we have had nothing but more and more mediocrity and less of anything to make this a unique game. And as it gets more and more mediocre, more and more people call it genius. Hence my "you people are stupid" theory, which is holding up pretty well.

In closing, recall that Britney Spears just had a #1 song again, Madonna is a multi-platinum artist, and Halo 3 got more 10/10 scores than any game in history. It means nothing. Success doesn't mean it's good, it means they found some way to hook sales. You've been gimmicked. Enjoy your mediocrity. You're killing gaming.
Look, as much as I love Half-Life 2, there's no way I would get angry at you for calling it stupid; even my own brother gets bored with it easily. It's calling everyone HERE stupid that gets you a punch in the mouth. Just be careful with who you're offending next time. (mods: I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but generally it's warning first, punishment afterwards)
 

hunterm16a2

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Kadayi said:
hunterm16a2 said:
So, by your definition, what is a good game?
Apparently not a good selling game (because big sales = shit). Though given that Half life itself (which isn't shit based on what he said) was one of the biggest selling games ever, his theory seems somewhat amateur. Anyhows I wouldn't waste your time arguing with him. Play TF2 instead it's much more rewarding. ;)
Will do! ;)
 

Russ Pitts

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newage_lightbulb3 said:
Wow! I had to take all of 5 minutes to create a new account because a forum mod went on a power trip. You truly are a force to be reckoned with, dude.
Banning your IP is next. I am a leaf on the wind. Watch me soar.
 

Russ Pitts

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Katana314 said:
(mods: I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but generally it's warning first, punishment afterwards)
Noted.

**Edit: To expound.

I would agree that a layered approach to forum moderation is optimal. However, these ZP threads have been attracting new users more quickly than ... something stinky attracts buzzing insects. That is to say very quickly. And thickly.

Someone entering the forum with a low or non-existent post count who immediately acts like an ass isn't likely to self moderate - or listen to reason. (Or take a hint, apparently.) It may seem to the outside observer that banning such an individual is a bit harsh, or arbitrary, but it's not. Believe me, I've seen it far too many times to have any illusions about how such incidents will play out.

However, this note isn't for them. They can continue to post at forums where such behavior is expected or encouraged. We will not miss them. This note is for those of you who've been good forum citizens and attempted remain aware of the preferred tone of these forums. To you folks, I say: thank you. You'll find that your efforts will not be ignored should you run afoul of our expectations.

It is also possible for a banning to be lifted. There are even some among you who have been re-instated. In these cases, humility, contrition and reason will carry you far further than mocking scorn, I assure you. It's just not in anyone's best interests to abuse the guys holding the keys to the monkey cage. There's simply no margin in it - for anyone. Not even for me. Monday mornings are miserable enough without having to swing the ban hammer.

/mod.
 

Russ Pitts

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TheDarkArchon said:
Katana314 said:
(mods: I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but generally it's warning first, punishment afterwards)
Even in the cases of blatant trolling?
That's a fair question, and the answer is: blatant trolling will earn you a warning or banning depending on the circumstances and the moderators' discretion.

Everyone has a bad day, and we try not to hold that against folks who've otherwise been good forum citizens. But, as I said above, when someone comes here with the express purpose of being a jerk, it's not worth arguing with them about it.
 

Razzle Bathbone

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Excellent work, newage_lightbulb. The Aperture Science Laboratory reminds you that troll hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign#######CCCHHHHHHHHHKKKKKKKKKK baked, and then there will be cake.
 

Snap07

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"These mediocre conformist products are just fodder for the dump sheeple! Im so special that im way above having fun with that!" would sound alot less dumb if he could just accept that other people can have different tastes without being "stupid". Yet, alas lightbulb has pretty much shown us his attitude so i dont think a warning would really have done much good.

However, these ZP threads have been attracting new users more quickly than ... something stinky attracts buzzing insects. That is to say very quickly. And thickly.
It does kind of sadden me to see the basic trolls being washed ashore by Yathzees reviews, but i guess theres a downside to everything. Then again its not exactly unexpected and its pretty much the reason forum moderation&the banhammer exist in the first place.

Wheeee! T-~48h
 

ZippyDSMlee

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Snap07 said:
"These mediocre conformist products are just fodder for the dump sheeple! Im so special that im way above having fun with that!" would sound alot less dumb if he could just accept that other people can have different tastes without being "stupid". Yet, alas lightbulb has pretty much shown us his attitude so i dont think a warning would really have done much good.

However, these ZP threads have been attracting new users more quickly than ... something stinky attracts buzzing insects. That is to say very quickly. And thickly.
It does kind of sadden me to see the basic trolls being washed ashore by Yathzees reviews, but i guess theres a downside to everything. Then again its not exactly unexpected and its pretty much the reason forum moderation&the banhammer exist in the first place.

Wheeee! T-~48h
Its hard to have fun with a limited and unpolished product when its sold on more than being mindless fun, this is why Halo 3 can be more fun than Bioshock at least we know 1 is mindless fun the other tries to be to many things to to many people.
 

hunterm16a2

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ZippyDSMlee said:
Snap07 said:
"These mediocre conformist products are just fodder for the dump sheeple! Im so special that im way above having fun with that!" would sound alot less dumb if he could just accept that other people can have different tastes without being "stupid". Yet, alas lightbulb has pretty much shown us his attitude so i dont think a warning would really have done much good.

However, these ZP threads have been attracting new users more quickly than ... something stinky attracts buzzing insects. That is to say very quickly. And thickly.
It does kind of sadden me to see the basic trolls being washed ashore by Yathzees reviews, but i guess theres a downside to everything. Then again its not exactly unexpected and its pretty much the reason forum moderation&the banhammer exist in the first place.

Wheeee! T-~48h
Its hard to have fun with a limited and unpolished product when its sold on more than being mindless fun, this is why Halo 3 can be more fun than Bioshock at least we know 1 is mindless fun the other tries to be to many things to to many people.
And now, we re-instate the game debate.

As for the lightbulb, it is extinguished and forgotten...

I'm assuming Bioshock is the mindless fun? ;)
 

Snap07

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ZippyDSMlee said:
Its hard to have fun with a limited and unpolished product when its sold on more than being mindless fun, this is why Halo 3 can be more fun than Bioshock at least we know 1 is mindless fun the other tries to be to many things to to many people.
uh i cant agree on bioshock being to complex or to unpolished though sometimes i enjoy casual mindless stuff but also complex games are fun to alot of people id rather say that simple game concepts are more limiting to some gamers so i dont quite see ur point i rather think it depends more on taste also

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Seriously now, do we really want to continue the Halo3 vs Bioshock,Casual vs Hardcore Gaming, Console vs PC automated-thread-inflation? Ive never ever seen any of it actually lead anywhere. One might as well settle the old Windows vs Linux debate in here...
 

Snap07

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No hard feelings :)

Anyway, do these support cake?
Ive heard Vista comes with a curiousity sphere...
 

Rjak

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I sat my wife down at my laptop the other day and we watched every Zero Punctuation review in succession and you brought more pleasure into our bedroom than I have in the past 4 years.

Bastard.
 

Geoffrey42

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RAKtheUndead said:
I've been waiting for one of these debates to spring up...

My opinion is that Ubuntu is Linux for people who can't use proper Linux, much like Java is C++ for people who can't code C++.

Debian, on the other hand, is one of the oldest and most respected Linux distributions out there. I'd use it, had I not a distribution that suits my Linux needs better.

What do I use? OpenSUSE. I have a number of reasons for choosing this distribution over the others, even Debian, which would probably be my second choice.
I was just messing with Russ, as I've always sort of felt like there's no one right Linux, just the one that's right for you. Ubuntu serves me well for what I need, but I can definitely see someone trying to accomplish more needing something a little more robust.

Although, after having learned how to program in C++, and then dabbling in C# (which, from what I'm told, is very similar to Java), I have no reason to ever want to use C++ again. Where are the downsides?