Zero Punctuation: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

[IceBone]

REAL LIFE YAHTZEE??? What trickery is this?

I loved this review, seemed a lot cheerier and more energetic than the last 2 (not counting the GDC one). Speaking of which (why do i ask anyway, not like we'll see a reply ;_; ), did you check out the IGF @ GDC?

 

[Portoparty]

you look quite a bit different in that rl clip than you do in the PCG backspace columnist pic. (love those btw, 100 health ftw)

that truely was a masterpiece when it comes down to it, definetly the best one in the last few weeks.

 

[Limasol]

After the last two reviews i was more than pleasantly suprised by how awesome this was. Main disappointment is the lack of hat unlike in your travelogue but i will get over it in time...

 

[SomeBlackGuy]

I loved the game and I love the review...No games are perfect...Are they Yahtzee?

I thought he said portal was -_-

 

[sammyfreak]

Once again the fanboy in me wants to send you my bank-acount (as a teasing and cruel joke ofcourse).

And yes, if you are gonna play Mr Wonders songs, choose the good ones.

 

[GyroCaptain]

It's Bride of Stevie Wonder!

 

[Ydna]

Great review. I can realte to many parts of it, especially the comment about jumping toward items that are actually part of the background. uggh!

You're on a hot streak as fa as I'm concerned, several GREAT reviews in a row...come on now don't stop don't stop

 

[sad_nerd]

:O OMG Yatzee's pretty young and accually pretty hot!

didn't see that one coming - he's wise for his years i tells you. anyway very good review.



keep up the good work.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

Oh Jesus H Motherloving Christ, I haven't laughed that hard in a long while.

I've never played Uncharted, but now I may go ahead and do it so I can add another morally dubious, racially intolerant piece of entertainment to my media cabinet. It should fit in snugly between American History X and my DOS CD of Ethnic Cleansing.

Oh, and breaking the 4th wall was wonderful. I never knew Yahtzee posessed such raw animal magnetism. Yum.

Press X to place burning cross on front lawn.

 

[Alsimair]

Man, you're ugly
Great review (like always)

 

[Snadgeros]

Unless my eyes deceive me, I do believe that Yahtzee uses a Dell Inspiron 1520. That's what I use! NEAT! And it's even blue like mine! Yahtzee, did you steal my laptop?

Also, there HAVE been white supremacist games in the past, but never any big names really. Needless to say, none of them sold very well. Although "Custer's Revenge" is pretty famous, albeit for DIFFERENT reasons....

 

[Tumbler360]

Ebony and Ivory at the end was hilarious. Great Job. Wednesdays are my favorite day of the week.

 

[Dark101]

there also was a picture, althouh not a great one, on the trip to valve thing he did.

 

[billy-j]

yet anough great review Yahtzee

it's cool to see your face in this one, you should do that more

 

[Facey McFace]

Not that it hasn't been said already but, as usual you have a made a friggin' sweet review! Thankee :3

 

[twotrees517]

Yay for getting to see Yahtzee.
Don't act like you're not a little bit gay for him.
I actually went to pick up some games right after christmas and the clerk was saying he loved Uncharted. I said I'd only heard negative things about it and he was like; "Shut it, blackey".
Well he didn't say that, but he gave me a look that said as much.
Either way, I didn't think the game was going to be ground breaking.
Once again, super glad to see Yahtzee.
I lurves me some Yahtzee.

 

[DarthTirith]

Great review as always, looking forward to more.

 

[stevenmansour]

Dude I thought you were, like, 50.

 

[gormers]

I have not much against quick time events, but I completely agree that you have to be ready for them. Fahrenheit mentioned the word "get ready" before every event, but I like the way they did it in resident evil 4 much better since then you actually get to see whats going on and don't feel like you're playing dance mania with a controller.

Anyway, great review.

 

[Abbadiel]

The live camera Yahtzee part was unspected but somehow entertaining.
I don't know how people didn't realize that Uncharted: Drake's Fortune was a massive rip-off. I, by just looking at the gameplay demo, realized that it at least ripped-off Prince of Persia and Tomb Raider. But, I didn't thought of Indiana Jones at the time so the game actually rips-off pretty much everything.

It's just like Crysis only in a bigger scale: The protagonist is in a squad of millitary specialists, who go to another country to slaughter another race. It kinda rymes with Predator, specially when the dead guy hanging in tree appears, plus the whole alien threat thing.