Zero Punctuation: Uncharted: Drake's Fortune

[gormers]

I have not much against quick time events, but I completely agree that you have to be ready for them. Fahrenheit mentioned the word "get ready" before every event, but I like the way they did it in resident evil 4 much better since then you actually get to see whats going on and don't feel like you're playing dance mania with a controller.

Anyway, great review.

 

[Abbadiel]

The live camera Yahtzee part was unspected but somehow entertaining.
I don't know how people didn't realize that Uncharted: Drake's Fortune was a massive rip-off. I, by just looking at the gameplay demo, realized that it at least ripped-off Prince of Persia and Tomb Raider. But, I didn't thought of Indiana Jones at the time so the game actually rips-off pretty much everything.

It's just like Crysis only in a bigger scale: The protagonist is in a squad of millitary specialists, who go to another country to slaughter another race. It kinda rymes with Predator, specially when the dead guy hanging in tree appears, plus the whole alien threat thing.

 

[Surggical_Scar]

Dude I thought you were, like, 50.

He may have the deliciously fresh-faced appearance of a 20-something Aussie, but in his heart, he posesses all the malign, cantankerous hatred of a gin-addled, 74-year-old mother in law.

 

[genericgamergrrl]

Registered first and foremost to tell you, Yahtzee that you're hot.

That said, long time watcher, awesome review as per usual.

 

[Redfeather]

I've been waiting to see if Yahtzee could maintain the chewy goodness that are his reviews. So often you'll find someone who is talented, funny...and a flash in the pan. The writing becomes old and stale as jokes are recycled, and it falls into the pattern of insipid sameness.

What's the reverse of jumping the shark? Where a show or other medium hits the sweet spot? Well, maybe we should call it YAHTZEE! because I think he's hit it. The reviews aren't just great, they continue to be great and deliver.

Wednesday mornings are becoming my favorite day of the week.

 

[es-]

Oh Yahtzee. You're just waiting for the this image [http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/130848.html]) to claw your man tits until they're red raw, aren't you?

 

[SaintSinner]

Mmmm.... wednesday dose of awesome.

Thanks, Y!

 

[entropy3ko]

NOOOO WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Yahtzee makes an appearance on video. That was awsome... but where was the hat?

Yahtzee makes us (me) happy once more!

 

[Logie--bear]

YAY! Best ZP yet imo

Loved the "press X to ot die thing" in the video

 

[Vyce3]

lol @ the crack regarding Joss Whedon...
Joss Whedon is awesome though

 

[twotrees517]

Oh Yahtzee. You're just waiting for the this image [http://community.livejournal.com/fandomsecrets/130848.html]) to claw your man tits until they're red raw, aren't you?

That is the funniest thing. EVER.

 

[jaredgood1]

Errrrr, so a honky killing a bunch of zombie Hatians is fine [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1350-Zero-Punctuation-Heavenly-Sword-and-Other-Stuff], but killing all the other races isn't?

 

[Malexmave]

"Press X not to dodge"

LOL! Excellent one!

 

[SomeBlackGuy]

Errrrr, so a honky killing a bunch of zombie Hatians is fine [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/zeropunctuation/1350-Zero-Punctuation-Heavenly-Sword-and-Other-Stuff], but killing all the other races isn't?

But RE5 isn't racist.

 

[Jiki]

Uhh, are all those calling Yahtzee "hot" and stuff like that girls or are we just very open about our sexuality?

On ontopi - funny and interesting review as always. Spoiling is usually, well, not very nice, but the British old man thingy is quite obvious from even a short trailer.And anyway - who said you're nice and friendly? (It feels kinda weird to address something to somebody who might never actually read it ^^)

 

[genericgamergrrl]

Uhh, are all those calling Yahtzee "hot" and stuff like that girls or are we just very open about our sexuality?

On ontopi - funny and interesting review as always. Spoiling is usually, well, not very nice, but the British old man thingy is quite obvious from even a short trailer.And anyway - who said you're nice and friendly?

I'm guessing most of us calling Yahtzee hot are girls, as there is still this "anti-gay" stigma, last I checked.

 

[Heroic One]

I could tell that's exactly what the game was going to be like from the commercials. I'm sad I wasn't wrong.

also: you have a silly mustache

 

[Kogepan]

That was fun to see Yahtzee talk in person. Accent + geeky cuteness = teh hawtness.

Oh, and fun review, too.

 

[ilves7]

oops double