Best review ever. That was glorious. I didn't think that he'd be able to keep it up for the whole review - rhyming in English is hard.
And looking back he's right. That entire review, content-wise, was nothing new. More of the same "linear, levels are all brown and gary, side missions are jokes, plot is lame and thin, characters are not sympathetic, shooting is kind of fun but the system is flawed" review that we hear every time a new FPS comes out.
Good call on the lymmerick form.