Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

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Hithlain

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now that was an impressive use of limericks. I'll have to remember that for my inauguration speech when I become president of the world... it might spice it up a little >_>
 

Cosplay Horatio

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Well Yahtzee, you seem to find a way to review the un-reviewable which is excellent. First it was Prototype vs. Infamous now the limerick style that I truly enjoyed. I'm not sure if you reviewed other games similarly but if you did then

I played Arkham Asylum (Full Version not the demo )for PS3 at the local Best Buy and my thoughts not to be given I look forward to next weeks review of Batman: Arkham Asylum.
 

VMerken

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But Yahtzee you non-Materazzi,
it's not the same title you know
If you look closer at the box art
You'll see W0LFENSTEIN with a cool zero

Apart from that slight-o misreading
your review was quite on the par
Little was the game captivating
thus I'd too give it two times the star
 

Volucer

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Lol, loved it. Best ZP yet with those lyrics, and I agree 100% with it, that's why I'm trading it in this week for DiRT 2, hopefully that'll last longer than the 5 hours Wolfenstein did.
 

Klarinette

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I actually applauded at the end. For a while, I forgot he was speaking in Limericks. Awesome ^_^
 

Clashero

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Ah, christ, your stupid limerick is stuck to my head (at least the one that followed the rhythm pattern)

nice review, some of the rhymes made me laugh
 

Krelle

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Best review ever. That was glorious. I didn't think that he'd be able to keep it up for the whole review - rhyming in English is hard.

And looking back he's right. That entire review, content-wise, was nothing new. More of the same "linear, levels are all brown and gary, side missions are jokes, plot is lame and thin, characters are not sympathetic, shooting is kind of fun but the system is flawed" review that we hear every time a new FPS comes out.

Good call on the lymmerick form.
 

Dakaan

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joshthor said:
holy hell...he gave it a score....2 stars...
My exact thought... As far as i remember he said in "Mailbag showdown" that he dont belive in scores, so this was a odd move :)
 

kementari

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That was excellent. And as amazing as it was to listen to Yahtzee's voice rhyming the whole time, I think my favorite was the silent one. I can't wait for next week!