Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[Trihan]

Boogaloo boogaloo
Yahtzee's a genius and
now I'll extrapolate
On his review

With double dactyls my
Unintelligible
Comments might score me
4 stars, 3 or 2.

Some of you utterly
Miss the whole point of the
Scheme that he's using for
Humour and fun

Much as you'll probably
Fail to interpret the
Double-dactylian
Rhyme that I've spun.

 

[hermes]

This one is among the best... really enjoyed the rhymes

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Now that was something I haven´t seen before. *Insert fanfare* New experience acquired!

Everyday comes with new surprises. Thanks for this.

 

[DarkElfa]

Well, I don't normally comment on the reviews but that was amazingly clever Yahtzee, nice job and I agree wholeheartedly with the review, it wasn't a great game.

 

[oecumenix]

Best. ZP. Evar.

That must have taken some serious work. Not only does it work as a proper review, but there was wonderfully little of the word-order shenanegans that normally get called into play with rhyming English.

Bravo, sir.

 

[StonkingGreat]

That was amazing. I literally sat with my jaw dropped as it continued to rhyme the entire time!

 

[djboogymonster]

Kudos. Very impressive...The review not the game.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

i can't believe you kept it up the whole 4 minutes - cheers mate! to a great original review!

 

[300lb. Samoan]

That was amazing. I literally sat with my jaw dropped as it continued to rhyme the entire time!

You can cure that with a slice of lime
Only costs you a dime
Because a man in his prime
Shouldn't be seen jaw wide open, dripping slime.
It would be a crime.
RHYME RHYME RHYME RHYME RHYME

 

[sorry user name taken.]

i'm speaking in song >.o

next review will be more interesting

 

[ReverseEngineered]

Great job, Yahtzee. Making a good limerick is hard, but making an entire review out of them would be orders of magnitude worse. Good show!

 

[SoonerMatt]

I was laughing hysterically throughout the entire review. Very nicely done, mate!

That being said.... I understand the need of having to rhyme with this review, but did you really have to close on a numerical review?

 

[EPD001]

Yahtzee made two firsts for himself
1.His first limerick based review which was fun
2.The first and probably only game he gives a score to
Overall nice job my fun little Anglo-Australian.

 

[Sirducki]

he says at the end of the review why he hasn't reviewed it, is it really that hard to read his post at the end

 

[soren7550]

I get the feeling that he's growing bored w/ writing reviews. Last week it was in an irish accent part of the time, and this week he did it in rhyme. (oh shit, now I'm doing it too >.<)

Not that it's bad though, it's still entertaining and I think this might be the first time he gave a game a score.

 

[Tarmon'gaidin]

Yahtzee you hoot, you oudid yourself this time.

I actually enjoyed your review more than I enjoyed the game. (wich isn't very hard regretably)

 

[ZombieGenesis]

I must admit that was pretty damn enjoyable. Not sure how the final rating will be recieved but I like to think it more for the sake of lyrics than an actual score.

Lots of people seem to want Arkham Asylum, quite frankly though I'm not that concerned. I half expect Yahtzee to snipe at all the underlying failures of the recent releases for a while longer, just to spite the monotony of current critics by leaving the bat in the dark.

 

[Hybridwolf]

Good game in my opinion, got rid of the horrible aftertaste of overlord 2. It's just a pity he dosen't try mutiplayer, because that is the most bugged up, laggy piece of crap I've tried recently.

Pity once you get into a good game it starts getting better. Until your rank is reset.

 

[jorgemalgom]

OK, English it's not my native language. I see the episodes each week, by far this week video was the most difficult to understand (you speak to fast to some of us the non-english). Any possibilities for subtitles or English closed caption at less?

 

[semiotic]

Wow... Incredible. ABSOLUTELY incredible. Reviews in Poetry. It might catch on

I love how everyone is yearning for the Arkham review.