Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[mannaroth]

Wow that was really cool I thought the poems were very clever and witty.

 

[mattttherman3]

The limerick form was quite the nice change of pace. Maybe you could do a review in pig latin? That would be funny!

 

[Davey Woo]

That was brilliant! Loved it, I'm liking his new ways to make his reviews more "interesting."

 

[Cheesebob]

I can't belive all the people who have came in their boxers/y-fronts because of a score.

Highly enjoyable review, more awesome than funny, but still superb

Agreed on all fronts. At first I thought he was going to push the limerick theme for just a line or too before deciding to just say "bugger all" all switch to his usual antics, but I can't help but applaud him for rhyming so ably throughout the whole piece.

That being said, if Batman's review is written in sonnets, I will be a very sad panda.

I want a Batman Haiku

 

[wikicated]

hmm i hope he continues with these themes there quite entertaining first Irish now limerick whats next?

(i vote Arabic accent)

 

[pyror]

HOLY COW - That was good!

 

[bladester1]

nice way to mix it up

 

[Pirate Brahm]

I won't disagree with you, never.
And Yahtzee, your take was so clever.
It's a worn out genre
That we're forced to play
This could be your best review ever.

 

[WJeff]

Exactly why I didn't get Wolfenstein. Sure, it invented the genre, but I'm not going to forgive it for being generic because it invented it. Same reason I'm so sick of Zelda and just about every other Nintendo title.

 

[hieronumos]

Haha, I loved it!

 

[BlueTomfoolery]

Yahtzee you are truely a poet.

And he didn't even know it.

He can make a rhyme anytime!

 

[beorntheold]

I have to say that was one of the best yet.

indeed!

 

[WarpGhost]

That.

Was.

AWESOME.

What a perfect way to break the dull routine of reviewing dull generic games! Great job.

 

[Ph33nix]

WTF he previously promised no scores because it can;t be mathematically calculated and now he goes and does it?!? to shame.

 

[samsonguy920]

holy hell...he gave it a score....2 stars...

I wouldnt have believed it myself. Next he will say something nice about QTE's.

 

[Greasnin]

Great review this week, Yahtzee. Back in school, whenever a lecture got particularly dull, I'd start taking notes in limerick form. Yours were significantly better than mine. Although, I suppose if I had been taking a class entitled "Killing Nazis with Magic Powers," mine might have been a bit more inspired, too.

 

[Grampy_bone]

Blargh! That was like raping my eardrums with jagged glass.

 

[EliteDave725]

No Batman: Arkham Asylum yet Yahtzee? I hope you're holding it back for a reason!

It's called delayed Australian release dates. On topic: I've never seen a videogame review in limerick form. Perhaps next week he can summarize Arkham Asylum and various other games in multiple haikus.

 

[Chaossebba]

I welcome the review in limerick form!

 

[Dody16]

Awesome
But I'm going to assume
that you'll run out of ideas pretty soon.