Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[Razorback0z]

Excellent...very clever and funny thanks...

Didnt bother buying it because.... well wasnt it obvious it would sux....

 

[captainwillies]

2 stars what is this?, Yahtzee demeaning himself to the level of a rating?

he said numerical rating not star system.

 

[Asickorphan]

That was great! Good poem Yahtzee! XD

 

[feversk]

I just watched it, and oh my god, my mind is blown. That was hilarious.

 

[VastShadowz41]

I think Yahtzee's English teachers would be proud. Well done!

 

[wewontdie11]

Wow I was really impressed with that. The limerick was really good. One of the better ZPs I've seen in a while.

 

[TheMatt]

Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

It's great for him to try something new
Them poets like video games too
If you don't like the new style
Then I suggest you wait a while
Until he finds one that you do
If he makes them all samey
They'd be like the games he's berating
Exciting as the change from night to day.
Like a shooter in 'gritty' brown and gray.
So there's no need to be angry
When there is no profanity
No reason to fret as you'll see
They say variety is a spice
so if he tries different types
he may find one that you like
Now wouldn't that be nice?

rofl... Were you high?

 

[Communist partisan]

you're soooooooo right

 

[chriswolvie]

I liked Yahtzee's lim'rick post-mortem
'Bout "Wolfenstein"'s lousy decorum
The prose I've transcribed
If allowed to abide
I'd like to post it on this forum

Seems he's not letting it get too boring
To prevent all his viewers from snoring
But, to him, I must say,
"Do you think you're 'X-Play'?
What the f***'s with numerical scoring?!?"

(Seriously, am I allowed to post the full limerick here?)

 

[Steelfists]

The rhyme was really well done.

 

[Steelfists]

Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

It's great for him to try something new
Them poets like video games too
If you don't like the new style
Then I suggest you wait a while
Until he finds one that you do
If he makes them all samey
They'd be like the games he's berating
Exciting as the change from night to day.
Like a shooter in 'gritty' brown and gray.
So there's no need to be angry
When there is no profanity
No reason to fret as you'll see
They say variety is a spice
so if he tries different types
he may find one that you like
Now wouldn't that be nice?

rofl... Were you high?

No, he has a brain. And talent. Unlike you.

 

[Diegolomac]

Holy crap, I wonder how much time it took to come up with the rhymes...

 

[khoryos]

It was a fantastic review - I've always had a weakness for poetry - but there was a mistake fairly early in the review: There was never another game called "Wolfenstein".
There were Castle Wolfenstein and Beyond Castle Wolfenstein, the 2d Apple II stealth games, then Wolfenstein 3d (With Spear of Destiny), then Return to Castle Wolfenstein, then Wolfenstein.
...I am way too anal.

 

[goggzilla]

Bad. Ass.

 

[destroyerofhopes]

nice rhyming but was wolfenstein that bad...did you really need to destroy it that badly?
no
you say almost the same thing about most games...theyve already been done you just copied lots of other better games buy them instead.

 

[TheMatt]

Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

It's great for him to try something new
Them poets like video games too
If you don't like the new style
Then I suggest you wait a while
Until he finds one that you do
If he makes them all samey
They'd be like the games he's berating
Exciting as the change from night to day.
Like a shooter in 'gritty' brown and gray.
So there's no need to be angry
When there is no profanity
No reason to fret as you'll see
They say variety is a spice
so if he tries different types
he may find one that you like
Now wouldn't that be nice?

rofl... Were you high?

No, he has a brain. And talent. Unlike you.

Listen, if you are going to start a flame war at least use proper grammar. "And Talent" is not a sentence, nor is "Unlike you". Thanks for coming out though. Good effort.

 

[ThatJagoGuy]

Wow. It looks like Yahtzee is well aware that his series is becoming increasingly stale. I'd integrate my sentiments into a limmerick of my own, but I'm currently overdosed on vitamin D and can't spare the energy.

 

[GracefulSerenity]

Roflmao amazingly brilliant review. I give the review 5 stars and Wolfenstien 1 1/2

 

[messy]

Should've had the line

"when commenting avoid the curse
Of having to put the word first"

Not quite Yahtzee I know but I like to think I'm on my way.

OT; the limerick idea was cool, but considering your last review had you speaking in an irish accent this just seemed a bit samey.

 

[Steelfists]

Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

It's great for him to try something new
Them poets like video games too
If you don't like the new style
Then I suggest you wait a while
Until he finds one that you do
If he makes them all samey
They'd be like the games he's berating
Exciting as the change from night to day.
Like a shooter in 'gritty' brown and gray.
So there's no need to be angry
When there is no profanity
No reason to fret as you'll see
They say variety is a spice
so if he tries different types
he may find one that you like
Now wouldn't that be nice?

rofl... Were you high?

No, he has a brain. And talent. Unlike you.

Listen, if you are going to start a flame war at least use proper grammar. "And Talent" is not a sentence, nor is "Unlike you". Thanks for coming out though. Good effort.

I was just pointing out that you are an idiot. No need to start a flame war.