Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[tehbeard]

Why wasen't arkham asylum this weeks target?
Or did yahtzee need to wait for the "anti-gimped batman Patch" to come out?

 

[TheMatt]

Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

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rofl... Were you high?

No, he has a brain. And talent. Unlike you.

Listen, if you are going to start a flame war at least use proper grammar. "And Talent" is not a sentence, nor is "Unlike you". Thanks for coming out though. Good effort.

I was just pointing out that you are an idiot. No need to start a flame war.

Well, at least that was a proper sentence. K, so I don;t want to start a flame war either, but you suck, and your mother dresses you funny.

 

[densistasonen]

YOU ARE AWSOME!!!

 

[Skooterz]

You had me cracking up with this one, Yahtzee. A limerick of all things.

 

[Steelfists]

Worst ZP ever.

Stick with expletives and crotch jokes.

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rofl... Were you high?

No, he has a brain. And talent. Unlike you.

Listen, if you are going to start a flame war at least use proper grammar. "And Talent" is not a sentence, nor is "Unlike you". Thanks for coming out though. Good effort.

I was just pointing out that you are an idiot. No need to start a flame war.

Well, at least that was a proper sentence. K, so I don;t want to start a flame war either, but you suck, and your mother dresses you funny.

Okay.

 

[afaceforradio]

Hehee, that was a good one I've noticed he's started mixing it up a bit now, which is what it needed I think - deffo more than two stars for this review honk honk

 

[Partyjerk]

Seems most of you guys always are on yahtzee's side rofl.. -,-

 

[NoriYuki Sato]

such an interesting new way to review, great review though,and i personally think Yahtzee should review more games like this, and i'm with joshthor...holy hell, an actual rating...however i honestly expected more than 2 stars

 

[GamingAwesome1]

That was an awesome way to review a game.

 

[rasmusernst]

Haven't even bothered taking an interest in this game. Maybe I've just played enough bland shooters by now, that I can recognize one from the box-art. Hmm, that's not really a good thing, when you think about it. Maybe I should get out of the house more. You know? Get a life?... Nah.

Good review as always Yahtzee. Must be really hard, keeping the reviews interesting by now. Do you get any help with writing the episodes? ...Except for all the bad games they keep releasing, of course.

 

[Aeryn Seoung]

Bloody amazing review.

 

[Vohn_exel]

Hehe man this is my second time to watch this, and I still love it! That was hilarious

 

[mr Awsome]

Wow for someone to have to play a game and then review it must be a great writer...but for somone to play a game, review it, and turn the review into a poem means theyre the greatest writer. I give your review a 10/10...but who am i to judge?

 

[victorarsen]

You're reviewing style this week-
was admittedly quite unique.
It just goes to show-
That reviewers can know-
Quite a lot more than you think.

You're a damned genius, Yahtzee.
Which is strange for a paparazzi.
I loved watching that one-
More than carrying a gun-
And killing generic Nazis.

Very good, Sir.

 

[Malmer]

I personally enjoyed the gameplay (until it died from the unfixable loading bug).

But damn, this was epic! Mad. Bewildering. Awesome.

 

[dudeman0001]

dont do this again

I adore these reviews made by yahtzee
This especially took my fancy
Although paperboys may say
this reviews was quite gay
Since their comments are usually ghastly

 

[geldonyetich]

I like how Yahtzee's been undergoing the effort to reinvent himself lately. This review was perhaps the best of all his work simply from quality of the lowbrow poetic prose alone.

 

[kamario]

Yahtzee you are truely a poet.

And he didn't even know it.

no- he is truely a poet and he didnt even realise... thats the proper saying!

 

[rob_d]

Hey!

This sounded like a punctuated review.

'Twas clever though

 

[Soxafloppin]

The rhyming was hilarious in this installment.