Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

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Canadamus Prime

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"Wolfenstein"? Is that the best they could come up with for a title? Esp. since apparently it's not even a remake. It seems the developers have axed all the really creative people and hired a team of drones to replace them. I mean surely they could have come up with a better title then that. Even "Revenge of Wolfenstein" would've been better. Or how about "Wolfenstein: The Next Generation", "Bride of Wolfenstein", "Wolfenstein the 13th", "Nightmare on Wolfenstein", "Freddy vs Wolfenstein", "Wolfenstein X"... I could go on. Or maybe they could've slapped an arbitrary number on the end of it, add it to collection of current generation sequels with fours attached to their titles. Anything to tell us that this game IS a sequel and not a half assed remake.
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Squilookle

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Nov 6, 2008
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Oi- what's wrong with The Spy Who Loved Me? Perfectly balanced is what that bond film is- easily Moore's best. And we all know what happened when they decided not to be so 'safe' with the next one- a certain Moonraker...


And I'd be all in favour of 'Escape from Castle Wolfenstein' That is... if the last one ended still inside it.
 

jbeannie

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Yahtzee is right, a lot games are becoming generic now-a-days, it's like under putting in golf, why do it?
 

Quistnix

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Next time, do a Double Dactyl instead of Limerick. That will keep you occupied for a while :)
 

13lackfriday

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Anyone else find that limmerick unbearably gimmicky?

Though it had some clever bits, it only got in the way of his already poetic analogies and eloquent use of profanity.
 

deplorable

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enjoyed the review .. as always, straight to the point even handled in a humouous limerick way (just like we got forced to do back in 1st year at HS, so long ago).

Next time try and fit in "tatty bojangles" at least twice in the review... what? we can't make requests now... :D
 

blurredman

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erm. Elizebeth II was not Queen of England in WWII.
George VI was the King of England in WWII, but it would have been Edward VIII (if he hadn't abdicated
 

pikmintaro

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Wow Yahtzee I have to say you have seriously outdone yourself this time I literally snorted Diet Dr. Pepper out my nose it was so funny! This is probably the funniest thing I have seen in months d(=^-^=d)