Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

Mysticgamer

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crazyhaircut94 said:
Were the limericks that necessary? Although I'll admit it was a bit funny. Can't wait for the Arkham review next week.
Probably not but this game is a remake of remake of the one the original Wolfenstein 3D. A game that's the ancestor of every FPS game that ever came out in the last couple of decades. I can't think of anything more to do than a poem.
 

Therumancer

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That was quite funny, that must have taken a while to write. :)

I think this will be remembered as one of his all time best ZPs ever.

I can't help but wonder what the Wolfenstein design team thinks of this review.
 

fenrizz

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My god, that was bloody brilliant!
Yathzee, you genious!
I'll be laughing until next week.
 

Evil the White

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joshthor said:
holy hell...he gave it a score....2 stars...
He broke his own rule for the sake of a rhyme and a punchline... What a guy.

Now if they would let us study this for English GCSEs instead of the rubbish we currently have.
 

Dele

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Excellent review. The quality of reviews had been constantly going down for a bit, yet now he managed to bring them back to top levels. Well done mate.
 

NeutralDrow

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...that was actually extremely entertaining. I never thought I'd hear so poetic a review. Gotta say, if you were trying to avert dullness, you succeeded admirably!

New addition to favorite list.
 

santaphrax

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The game had cliche up the arse, but I think it was better that 2 stars.
Oh and a review in limericks ?
AWESOME !!!!!!!!!!!!
 

Daveman

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wow, that was... pretty good.

I might have to watch it again though as I was in awe at the limericks so I didn't really pick up on much he said.
 

Uszi

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Fucking amazing.
Hilarious.

If every review rhymed... well that would get annoying fast.
But this is officially stamped Epic Win.