Zero Punctuation: Wolfenstein

[guaranic]

that shows how much actually cared about the game; he beat it and then spent the whole rest of the week thinking of rhymes

 

[Cabamacadaf]

Actually, it is the only game in the series to be called just Wolfenstein.

 

[lwm3398]

Yahtzee you are truely a poet.

And he didn't even know it.

He could rhyme.
Of course, he could any time.

 

[aperpheldy]

He should indeed win the noble prize in literature for this. Any one ho had once questioned his genius is swiftly learning to shut the f**k up.

 

[stopitstupid]

Damn, this review sure was great!
Out of 5 stars I'd give it an 8!
Okay, not quite really.
That just sounds too silly,
But one of the best yet to date.

 

[Agarth]

OMG. He actually did it in limericks...

 

[likalaruku]

Creative review. Must have taken some time. Very nice. $5 says at least 3 people on Youtube try to do limerick reviews of something after watching this & fail.

 

[mptothedc]

Holy crap! That was AWESOME.

 

[tiberseptim]

If Yahtzee posts another "Zero Punctuation, BUT WITH A TWIST!" video in a row, I'm gonna puke blood. Puke. Blood.

 

[Undercover]

Day late, don't care.

Best. Yahtzee. Ever.

That is all.

 

[The Dream Walker]

Best review yet.
you should do limericks in other reviews

 

[Do4600]

Astounding

 

[Reddy4U]

so much for not believeing in scores... he could have just said it was shit like MOST of the other games hes reviewed.

 

[xanith02100]

Best review yet, no ifs ands or buts. Really outdid yourself on this one Yahtzee.

 

[CyrrusEx]

that was the best ever one.

 

[Delicious Anathema]

So Wolfenstein is Gears of War in the 1940's. Well that's a shame.

I'm sick of greyish brown in videogames. Why can't we have 1950's-Technicolor-looking shooters?
COLORS! The main selling point of consoles and computers back in the day, trashed by post apocalyptic loving minions.

You've given me an idea.

Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat: the FPS experience.

Right on, saturated colors without loss of detail. Genius!

 

[Angels230292]

Wow Lmao that was nice, How do u do it ^^

 

[stopitstupid]

I know what you're going to say:
?Yahtzee! You slick Internet paparazzi
Surely it's always fun, to stick the butt of a gun
Up the ass of a goose-stepping Nazi!?

You asked if you got anything wrong. I'm not sure but I do know that either you or Yahtzee messed up on that verse. The butt of a gun is the part you tuck against your shoulder, so if you stuck it up the ass of a Nazi and pulled the trigger it would shoot the bullet away from the Nazi's ass.

 

[EpicError]

I cannot even describe the level of awesome this review acheives...

 

[stopitstupid]

Oh, wait I just went back and watched the tail end of the review, and yes, he does stick the butt of the gun up the deserving Nazi's arse.