What the hell is with all the unnecessary censorship? It's not like we couldn't tell exactly what you were saying anyway and I get the feeling it came close to completely negating any laughing I was doing because the sound of the beep was so jarring and unnecessary that I'd forget why I was laughing in the first place and just sit in a very annoyed and awkward silence.
... that being said, the rest of it WAS hilarious. But please, walk up to whoever decided this needed to be censored and slap them three times. If it was yourself, stick your head in a doorway and then slam it shut. Thanks.
The bit about magically bee hands had me on the floor in convulsions of laughter, as did the threats to Dukem Nukem. But where the hell was Portal? Doesn't cake at least make a dent in magical-bee hands?
This is the first ZP review i have actually failed to laugh at...it just was not funny, it didnt cover any new ground, and was rather like one of those very annoying re-cap episodes you find in just about every single fucking science fiction series.