Zero Punctuation: Yahtzee Goes to GDC

josh797

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god i nearly died at the picture of realistic vitual sex. :-D yahtzee i want to have your... well, make, your test tube babies not the other way... cause that would be weird.
 

The Legacy

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I loved the video just like every other video I've watched, Yahtzee, but for once, I actually couldn't keep up. I think this time you (Yahtzee) were actually talking a little faster than normal. Although I believe keeping the STYLE of talking fast is what makes this format work brilliantly, once you start talking as fast as those radio contest ad commercial guys, it becomes impossible to follow.

Great video, and I caught most of it (and all of it after a few repeat viewings) but as I said, just be careful of the speed. Eventually, people may actually start losing you. ;)

Oh, and just so you know, everytime I watch one of the videos, I crack up laughing, so I know for sure this format works brilliantly, and has been a constant source of wild amusement for me.
 

Raiden47

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Very good, but.. as with what everyone else has said,

The bleeping/censoring, whatever the hell you want to call it, is complete and utter rubbish. Get rid of the bloody censor, it is one of the reasons the show is so popular. It is "indy," that is to say, it "has no rules". Let's keep it that way, hmm?

Oh, and I realize that the bleeping is probably because this is the GDC version of the show.. I can only hope that this is the case.
 

DreamerM

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I was there at the performance, the BLEEPS got louder chuckles then anything else.

I though tried to refrain from laughing too loudly, because the jokes just came in so fast that time spent chuckling was time not-spent listening, though Rest Assured that at the end of each segment the room was full of fitful and wide-spread applause.
 

GonzoGamer

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I can see bleeping for an open convention or something. But how many game developers would be offended by the swearing?

Even bleeping couldn't stop it from being funny.
 

Ninjahedge

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Funny, but funky problem on the site today.

Shortly after saying "Tabula Rosa" the vid miniturizes as if it was finished. I tried using the slider to get past this but no dice.

Any input/solution would be welcomed.
 

Undead Dragon King

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I just discovered that Portal won game of the year at this censorship fest. Did their Weighted Companion Cubes tell them to vote for Portal?
 

LD132

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=.= I hate censorship...
Haha good review, and I see you are sticking to the stereotype that all drummer are retards....

Anywho, good review, please post an uncensored one :)
 

gizlone

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Dear Yahtzee

I like your videos and the way you bring out all the bad stuff about games. But I'd like to ask you if you could actually make a review about World of Warcraft. Yeah, I've heard loads of people talk about how good it is or how bad it is but the fact is; Most people that say it sucks are wankers who dye their hair blonde and listen to techno music while playing Counter-Strike. Most people who say it is good are not to be trusted because they wank at night whilst looking at a girls picture crying; WHY CAN'T YOU BE MINE?!?! But you can probably say something that CAn be trusted, can't you?

With love, Gizlone
 

Grindstone

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gizlone post=6.54705.606479 said:
Dear Yahtzee

I like your videos and the way you bring out all the bad stuff about games. But I'd like to ask you if you could actually make a review about World of Warcraft. Yeah, I've heard loads of people talk about how good it is or how bad it is but the fact is; Most people that say it sucks are wankers who dye their hair blonde and listen to techno music while playing Counter-Strike. Most people who say it is good are not to be trusted because they wank at night whilst looking at a girls picture crying; WHY CAN'T YOU BE MINE?!?! But you can probably say something that CAn be trusted, can't you?

With love, Gizlone
While most people who play World of Warcraft are ugly fatasses with no friends, right?

See, I can generalize too.
 

MB202

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I saw a video this actually at the GDC on YouTube. It's been removed now, but it's definitely a lot funnier when other people are laughing along with you.
 

lizards

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Jacen Solo said:
lizards said:
hopefully duke nukem forever isnt made of fail
So when you preform necromancy is it usually at night or any time of the day?
i think that that was an attempted trolling effort but i dont really know what you mean.....