Zero Punctuation: Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure

[Lieutenant Columbo]

Ah, Mr. Croshaw, if I could have a moment of your time. I just had a couple of questions. Could I ask you where exactly they took my head? You see, I'm awfully fond of it, and if you could just give me some contact information, well, it'd be a great help.

 

[FujinAkari]

^^

Lol, cannon fodder..
Anyways (another) nice review Yahtzee, but how about tearing into the classics instead of slowly tripping into the main stream games?

The classics do not need reviewing, they have already been reviewed extensively.

 

[VeryOblivious]

Also not trying to trouble the waters, but here you go...

Thank you very much.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

For the uninitiated: 'Newspaper under door to get key' is the mother of all adventuring clichés. It was a joke.

I thought it was the secret area behind the waterfall?

 

[Thisusernameisjustanotherwasteofspace]

For the uninitiated: 'Newspaper under door to get key' is the mother of all adventuring clichés. It was a joke.

I thought it was the secret area behind the waterfall?

No, no, no, that's the mother of all (J)RPG clichés.

 

[zerohour1974]

I don't believe I actually registered to post that I actually enjoyed "Behind Closed Doors" by Zenobi Softare which was referred to in the end credits (subtlety referenced of course).

Yes I'm that sad

And those who don't know what I am on about that is how you get out in the game. And is what the newspaper under door and push key thing is about.

 

[smileyboybob]

loved it. Funniest one in a long time...

 

[Cameoflage]

WHy is Yahtzee eliminating his old reviews from this website?

He isn't, it's just that the Escapist's archival code for Zero Punctuation appears to be borked; the third page of reviews does exist, it just can't be reached without URL manipulation.

 

[idontlikewords]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sd9pMiC6llo

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

O.k., so if you (please pardon me including you in this way) old farts cannot manage to think in Centimeters, Liters, kilowatts (I'll admit this one is bad, as its the setup for the lamest ad ever) etc., why not educate your kids so that the problem can be stopped at your generation?

Because you young ragamuffins can't even learn to spell Centimetres, Litres and Kilowatts. And things were better in our days when the only wars we had were how to get past the Banyan Tree.