Out of Context Quotes

[Gordon_4]

"It was a woman that drove me to drink in the first place. And I forgot to ring and thank her"

 

[CM156]

"This city is too gay for me, I'm moving back to San Francisco."
"I wish all I had to do was wear a white lab coat and tickle rats."

 

[Xprimentyl]

"I want this to be played at my funeral, otherwise, I'm not coming."

 

[CM156]

"I want this to be played at my funeral, otherwise, I'm not coming."

"Alright, I'll go to his funeral. But he better come to mine, too!"

 

[Mister Mumbler]

"Also I would like to add, the eyes are the groin of the head."

 

[CM156]

"Almost a thousand years ago, a guy got shot in the face with an arrow. And that's why you think Latin sounds fancy."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"The thing is that, if there was a lot of old guys using the gym that day, the locker room would turn into what I like to call Hangwang City."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"(Spring, my men, spring!) There’s hogsheads of sperm ahead, Mr. Stubb, and that’s what ye came for. (Pull, my boys!) Sperm, sperm’s the play!"

 

[CM156]

"That's the problem with their IPs: Too much racism in one setting, and not enough racism in the other."
"You can't just use America as a dumping ground for British people you don't want anymore. That's what we have Australia for."
"Few countries have fought wars to make the world safe for drug dealers."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"Pregnancy is the original STD"

 

[CM156]

"I don't care how British you are, I'm not letting you steal my urine."

 

[thebobmaster]

"Kinda wanna go to an escape room and instead of completing the puzzles and shit I just kick the door down and say I was doing an any% speedrun".

 

[CM156]

"Any sentence you start with the phrase 'It's not technically a swastika because' is not a sentence you should finish. Trust me."
"When you think about it, Gavrilo Princip is at least partially responsible for Bill Clinton winning the presidency."

 

[Mister Mumbler]

 

[Gordon_4]

"Sun readers don't care who runs the country, as long as she's got big tits."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"ASCII stupid question and you get a stupid ANSI"

 

[Mister Mumbler]

"It's like that German word 'shrenfendoodle', or whatever."

 

[CM156]

"No masturbation without representation. Read the Bill of Rights."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"So now we have a man who runs an explosives company abusing his wife, with a hitchhiker outside playing the French horn."

 

[Drathnoxis]

"This doesn't leave the alley, but cocaine can't get the job done when it comes to smoking weed."