Out of Context Quotes

[RhombusHatesYou]

"This leg? Holding it for a mate to come pick up, officer."

"Does anyone here speak Moron? I need someone to take my place in this conversation."

"I'm not advocating genocide yet."

"Stop trying to put words in my arse."

 

[Gordon_4]

"Now, I'm not a religious man as you know, but henceforth I shall nightly pray to the God who killed Cain and squashed Samson that he comes out of retirement and gets back into practice on the pair of you"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"Just die, you big-handed masturbation king!"

 

[CM156]

"Don't worry, it was the prison pocked in the front, not the prison pocket in the back."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"I understand the logic behind it, because I once called the police on my friend who ran a meth lab that I ran."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"I'm not saying you're the dumbest person in the room but I am implying it. Heavily."

 

[barinka]

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"I'm pretty sure the family running the local Chinese takeaway have no influence with the Chinese government."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"It's a volcano testicle!"

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"I find the fact that all your exes now live 'interstate' exteremely suspicious."

"Can you give me a second to put some pants on, officer?"

"It's a 'nun factory'."

"Out of all the people I know you're the one I enjoy hating."

"This is going to be hard to believe but it was already dead when we got here."

"I think I deserve credit for telling people what an arsehole I am well in advance."

"Fuck going to my school reunion, I'd be the only one without a prison or rehab story."

 

[CM156]

"Are we talking about normal children or French children? There's a difference."

 

[Meximagician]

"It's time to give the ass the respect it deserves! Too many women have been wronged for too long!
Like poor Agnes Lum, objectified only for her boobs! It's a crime, I tell ya!"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"If you thought the rocket monkey was confusing, I dunno what to tell you about the pig spitters."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"How many dead possums can you fit into this leaf mulcher?"

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"It's like if Valium was a genre of music."

 

[CM156]

"One of the things they teach us in medical school is to say 'You may feel a slight pinch' when we know it's going to hurt like crazy."

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"Thinking up stupid band names is a lot more fun than being in a band."

"Mate, I've taken shits smarter than you."

"Before you continue with this little theory of yours can I remind you that I'm the whitest person you know?"

 

[Specter Von Baren]

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

"I'm comfortable with my hypocrisy."

"Pffft, criminals. I break the Laws of Physics!"

"Well, at the end of the day, at least I can dance better than Stephen Hawking."

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

"If I ever have kids, they're gonna come out circle-strafing."