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RhombusHatesYou

Surreal Estate Agent
Mar 21, 2010
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The Wide, Brown One.
"This leg? Holding it for a mate to come pick up, officer."

"Does anyone here speak Moron? I need someone to take my place in this conversation."

"I'm not advocating genocide yet."

"Stop trying to put words in my arse."
 
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Gordon_4

The Big Engine
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Apr 3, 2020
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Australia
"Now, I'm not a religious man as you know, but henceforth I shall nightly pray to the God who killed Cain and squashed Samson that he comes out of retirement and gets back into practice on the pair of you"
 

CM156

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"Don't worry, it was the prison pocked in the front, not the prison pocket in the back."
 

RhombusHatesYou

Surreal Estate Agent
Mar 21, 2010
7,595
1,910
118
Between There and There.
Country
The Wide, Brown One.
"I find the fact that all your exes now live 'interstate' exteremely suspicious."

"Can you give me a second to put some pants on, officer?"

"It's a 'nun factory'."

"Out of all the people I know you're the one I enjoy hating."

"This is going to be hard to believe but it was already dead when we got here."

"I think I deserve credit for telling people what an arsehole I am well in advance."

"Fuck going to my school reunion, I'd be the only one without a prison or rehab story."
 
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CM156

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"Are we talking about normal children or French children? There's a difference."
 
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Meximagician

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Apr 5, 2014
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"It's time to give the ass the respect it deserves! Too many women have been wronged for too long!
Like poor Agnes Lum, objectified only for her boobs! It's a crime, I tell ya!"
 
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CM156

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"One of the things they teach us in medical school is to say 'You may feel a slight pinch' when we know it's going to hurt like crazy."
 

RhombusHatesYou

Surreal Estate Agent
Mar 21, 2010
7,595
1,910
118
Between There and There.
Country
The Wide, Brown One.
"Thinking up stupid band names is a lot more fun than being in a band."

"Mate, I've taken shits smarter than you."

"Before you continue with this little theory of yours can I remind you that I'm the whitest person you know?"
 
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