"That's the problem with their IPs: Too much racism in one setting, and not enough racism in the other."
"You can't just use America as a dumping ground for British people you don't want anymore. That's what we have Australia for."
"Few countries have fought wars to make the world safe for drug dealers."
"Any sentence you start with the phrase 'It's not technically a swastika because' is not a sentence you should finish. Trust me."
"When you think about it, Gavrilo Princip is at least partially responsible for Bill Clinton winning the presidency."